That's when the fight started...
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Finally, a zombie thread I can get behind :drinker:0
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One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:
Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments
Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!
Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.
Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!
Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.
Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.0 -
One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:
Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments
Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!
Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.
Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!
Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.
Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.
LOL "Justine-ese" that's pronounced like japanese or chinese right?0 -
One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:
Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments
Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!
Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.
Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!
Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.
Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.
LOL "Justine-ese" that's pronounced like japanese or chinese right?
Yup, a combination of OCD ADD and Dyslexia leads to very interesting thought processing outcomes for him, usually quite hysterical though...0 -
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