That's when the fight started...

CaffeinatedConfectionist

Finally, a zombie thread I can get behind :drinker:

QueenBishOTUniverse

One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:

Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments

Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!

Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.

Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!

Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.

Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.

MyChocolateDiet

One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:

Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments

Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!

Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.

Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!

Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.

Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.

LOL "Justine-ese" that's pronounced like japanese or chinese right?

QueenBishOTUniverse

One from real life. My husband of 16 years has been with me since highschool, this took place about 1-2 years in to the relationship:

Me: random line whining about my appearance and fishing for compliments

Husband: You know, Matt and I were talking about this the other day. We just don't get why our girlfriends are so insecure about their appearance. I mean, you're not supermodels, but it's not like you're ugly!

Pause of 10 seconds while I process what he's just said.

Husband: OWWW why'd you just punch me!

Me: You're lucky I understand what you were TRYING to say, and that's ALL I did.

Mom and I laugh about this particular episode to this day. My husband speaks his own special language, we've titled it Justinese and it takes years of study to master.

LOL "Justine-ese" that's pronounced like japanese or chinese right?

Yup, a combination of OCD ADD and Dyslexia leads to very interesting thought processing outcomes for him, usually quite hysterical though...

QuietBloom

Bah bah bump!

MyChocolateDiet

ohai