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Watching A Very Brady Renovation. No Cousin Oliver.1
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
This went dark in a hurry. Do you know the brand? Fruit Loops?0 -
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
This went dark in a hurry. Do you know the brand? Fruit Loops?
Fruit Loops Don't Kill People
People Kill Peo....
Wait.
Yeah, sometimes Fruit Loops actually do kill people.4 -
I forgot how to add a gif..meh0
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Shock collars3
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Reckoner68 wrote: »Shock collars
In the right hands it could totally work1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »Shock collars
In the right hands it could totally work
Yes, I think it would1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »Shock collars
In the right hands it could totally work
Yes, I think it would
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snow2
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Employment2
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All the wonderful things I can eat with my increased calories.
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What’s the point of a password, when my child talks Siri into things.
When I was 8, I didn’t prank call ppl.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »When a few forum regulars go quiet all at the same time I start making up stories.
Like the time the singles thread died because everyone was suddenly "busy" at the same time
Or the time hot cop posted in the buns thread and everyone retreated to their bunkDeadman_Diggingup wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »When a few forum regulars go quiet all at the same time I start making up stories.
Like the time the singles thread died because everyone was suddenly "busy" at the same time
Or the time hot cop posted in the buns thread and everyone retreated to their bunkyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »
i nearly missed thatcaco_ethes wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »When a few forum regulars go quiet all at the same time I start making up stories.
Like the time the singles thread died because everyone was suddenly "busy" at the same time
Or the time hot cop posted in the buns thread and everyone retreated to their bunk
nearly
I hit the sheets faster than you can say “frisk me, Coppa!”
Maybe @kinetixtrainer2 remembers the detailed messages I sent noting my... ahem... admiration.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Deadman_Diggingup wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »When a few forum regulars go quiet all at the same time I start making up stories.
Like the time the singles thread died because everyone was suddenly "busy" at the same time
Or the time hot cop posted in the buns thread and everyone retreated to their bunkyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »
i nearly missed thatcaco_ethes wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »When a few forum regulars go quiet all at the same time I start making up stories.
Like the time the singles thread died because everyone was suddenly "busy" at the same time
Or the time hot cop posted in the buns thread and everyone retreated to their bunk
nearly
I hit the sheets faster than you can say “frisk me, Coppa!”
Maybe remembers the detailed messages I sent noting my... ahem... admiration.
oh we’re tagging now
*embarrassed*Deadman_Diggingup wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Deadman_Diggingup wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »When a few forum regulars go quiet all at the same time I start making up stories.
Like the time the singles thread died because everyone was suddenly "busy" at the same time
Or the time hot cop posted in the buns thread and everyone retreated to their bunkyour_future_ex_wife wrote: »
i nearly missed thatcaco_ethes wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »When a few forum regulars go quiet all at the same time I start making up stories.
Like the time the singles thread died because everyone was suddenly "busy" at the same time
Or the time hot cop posted in the buns thread and everyone retreated to their bunk
nearly
I hit the sheets faster than you can say “frisk me, Coppa!”
Maybe remembers the detailed messages I sent noting my... ahem... admiration.
oh we’re tagging now
*embarrassed*
He needs to know he’s still special to me.
He 👏🏼 Needs 👏🏼 To 👏🏼 Know 👏🏼.
😈 my butt loves y’all too. 😁
Ps. I prefer you calling me daddy to coppa!😘5 -
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My daughter never wants to do homework, I had trouble with that last year. Well, yesterday she did homework as soon as she got home from school and was still doing some at 8pm. I told her I was proud of her and said I thought she had alot of homework. She answered by saying : Oh, I don't have any homework, I'm trying to get ahead because if I go to class and it's already done I'm allowed to have my cell phone. 🤦♀️
Maybe if I had that option at her age I would have done my homework more often 😂7 -
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I'm thinking about having a full blown midlife crisis.6
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Get out of my head!3 -
Fire Sail. Xanth 420
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Get out of my head!
I am replacing your " head' with " dreams" so I can respond " get into my car" and reference a Billy Ocean song from the 80's that could be blasting from the tape deck of your red Corvette with it's ' 2Cool' vanity license plates2 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »
Great idea! The midlife crisis squad0 -
I'm stuffed on a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich + coffee. I don't know how I'm going to eat at least my BMR0
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i gotta get a *kitten* life.1
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