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Phosphine Molecules ??
Pfft....
I want space aliens with laser beams for eyes and tentacles and shiny spaceships.
Phosphine?
no thanks; I'll wait for the killer aliens....5 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Phosphine Molecules ??
Pfft....
I want space aliens with laser beams for eyes and tentacles and shiny spaceships.
Phosphine?
no thanks; I'll wait for the killer aliens....
That's the only way I want to end the apocalypse, killer aliens. I hereby reject other forms of demise. 😤4 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Phosphine Molecules ??
Pfft....
I want space aliens with laser beams for eyes and tentacles and shiny spaceships.
Phosphine?
no thanks; I'll wait for the killer aliens....
That's the only way I want to end the apocalypse, killer aliens. I hereby reject other forms of demise. 😤
WAIT what about asteroids1 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Phosphine Molecules ??
Pfft....
I want space aliens with laser beams for eyes and tentacles and shiny spaceships.
Phosphine?
no thanks; I'll wait for the killer aliens....
That's the only way I want to end the apocalypse, killer aliens. I hereby reject other forms of demise. 😤
I can think of one other favorable form of demise.
It includes the Swedish Bikini Team.... however, it's probably a good idea if I don't expand on this thought given that this is a family oriented forum.2 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Phosphine Molecules ??
Pfft....
I want space aliens with laser beams for eyes and tentacles and shiny spaceships.
Phosphine?
no thanks; I'll wait for the killer aliens....
That's the only way I want to end the apocalypse, killer aliens. I hereby reject other forms of demise. 😤
WAIT what about asteroids
well, it would be an effective reset button and we could maybe get 2020 back on track while there's still time...2 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Phosphine Molecules ??
Pfft....
I want space aliens with laser beams for eyes and tentacles and shiny spaceships.
Phosphine?
no thanks; I'll wait for the killer aliens....
That's the only way I want to end the apocalypse, killer aliens. I hereby reject other forms of demise. 😤
WAIT what about asteroids
Been done before. 🦖🦕🦖This way is new and refreshing at least to my knowledge which who knows if our minds aren't just being wiped clean all the time 🤔🤷🏻♀️2 -
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i guess there's something beautiful in the idea of being the first man to meet an alien race of women, and disappoint them all so badly they leave and never return.7 -
i guess there's something beautiful in the idea of being the first man to meet an alien race of women, and disappoint them all so badly they leave and never return.
..... if you need any help in disappointing womenz, just ask.
this is right in my wheelhouse.
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i guess there's something beautiful in the idea of being the first man to meet an alien race of women, and disappoint them all so badly they leave and never return.
also death by snu snu2 -
i have no restraint when it comes to gum like i am going to have this entire pack of gum, i just cant stop til a wad of gum the size of a golf ball in my mouth my jaw all sore, eyes watering, crying
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That sounds like fun ^1
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Motorsheen wrote: »Phosphine Molecules ??
Pfft....
I want space aliens with laser beams for eyes and tentacles and shiny spaceships.
Phosphine?
no thanks; I'll wait for the killer aliens....
oh we are here, we walk among you.. disguised. 👽3 -
Yea Jo is still here!1
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
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Ofcourse the year that I move to Munich is the year when they cancel Oktoberfest. They did the right thing but I am in the mood to complain.4
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
I need this on a t-shirt some days2 -
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Sometimes you’re bad at something. Like.. really bad. You’ve made a lot of mistakes, really big ones, and everyone can tell. They talk about your obvious failure and imply that you shouldn’t have even attempted it at all, you’re so bad at it. It makes you feel shame and a particular torment unique to your situation and all the ways you’ve screwed it up.
But you can’t quit. Not because you don’t want to sometimes. And not because it’s getting easier or you’re getting better. Some days it is the most frustrating thing in the world and all you want to do is cry and give up. But you don’t, because even though you have done a terrible job and everyone knows it including you, it’s a lifelong commitment you made.
And because each day when your exhausted head hits the pillow, followed minutes later by the day’s salty wet frustration and self-flagellation, there lingers an inexplicably ever-abiding gossamer filament of hope that tomorrow.. tomorrow will be the day I finally get better at this parenting thing.
Be kind to parents. Not because they deserve it but because they believe they don’t8 -
Sometimes you’re bad at something. Like.. really bad. You’ve made a lot of mistakes, really big ones, and everyone can tell. They talk about your obvious failure and imply that you shouldn’t have even attempted it at all, you’re so bad at it. It makes you feel shame and a particular torment unique to your situation and all the ways you’ve screwed it up.
But you can’t quit. Not because you don’t want to sometimes. And not because it’s getting easier or you’re getting better. Some days it is the most frustrating thing in the world and all you want to do is cry and give up. But you don’t, because even though you have done a terrible job and everyone knows it including you, it’s a lifelong commitment you made.
And because each day when your exhausted head hits the pillow, followed minutes later by the day’s salty wet frustration and self-flagellation, there lingers an inexplicably ever-abiding gossamer filament of hope that tomorrow.. tomorrow will be the day I finally get better at this parenting thing.
Be kind to parents. Not because they deserve it but because they believe they don’t
Thank you for not mentioning me by name.
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Sometimes you’re bad at something. Like.. really bad. You’ve made a lot of mistakes, really big ones, and everyone can tell. They talk about your obvious failure and imply that you shouldn’t have even attempted it at all, you’re so bad at it. It makes you feel shame and a particular torment unique to your situation and all the ways you’ve screwed it up.
But you can’t quit. Not because you don’t want to sometimes. And not because it’s getting easier or you’re getting better. Some days it is the most frustrating thing in the world and all you want to do is cry and give up. But you don’t, because even though you have done a terrible job and everyone knows it including you, it’s a lifelong commitment you made.
And because each day when your exhausted head hits the pillow, followed minutes later by the day’s salty wet frustration and self-flagellation, there lingers an inexplicably ever-abiding gossamer filament of hope that tomorrow.. tomorrow will be the day I finally get better at this parenting thing.
Be kind to parents. Not because they deserve it but because they believe they don’t
u are probably much better at it than you think 💛 not blowing smoke up your *kitten* or anything, just that most women i know beat themselves up bc they forgot a lunch or yelled at their kid or didn’t have time to do the thing or whatever
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Why did I spend the last 30 minutes trying to track down the company who made the pints of milk we'd be served at school when I was in kindergarten2
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Why did I spend the last 30 minutes trying to track down the company who made the pints of milk we'd be served at school when I was in kindergarten
A revenge plan in process for not giving you chocolate or strawberry options?2
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