What's on your mind?

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  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
    I just might stab a *kitten* today. And by *kitten*, I mean my boss. If he doesn't stop his annoying whistling, all hell is gonna break loose.
  • Johns_Dope_AF
    Johns_Dope_AF Posts: 460 Member
    edited October 2017
    FOOD! More specifically looking forward to my refeeds this weekend.
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Difficult situations and what I'm going to do about it.
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  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    KyleGrace8 wrote: »
    Difficult situations and what I'm going to do about it.

    Make a decision matrix

    Yes! I love to nerd out with a good dec-mat. Add some weighted criteria... Let's do this!
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  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    It was raining yesterday and while I was walking I stopped for a moment because a) I wanted to avoid stepping into a puddle, and b) I saw a woman who was holding an umbrella down in front of her face (so I couldn't tell whether or not she'd seen me) coming towards me and I wanted to avoid a collision.

    When she passed me she glared at me and said, "you just have to walk straight, sweetie."

    Next time I am running into that *kitten*.

    Stomp the puddle when she walks by. *kitten*.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    KyleGrace8 wrote: »
    Difficult situations and what I'm going to do about it.

    Make a decision matrix

    Lmao u need excel?

    I don't understand the tone of the question.

    It's textual.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.

    This explains why my husband never uses it.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.

    Asked him what beard oil is:

    "I don't *kitten* know. It sounds like some *kitten* *kitten* hippy *kitten*."

    Well. Haha
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    KyleGrace8 wrote: »
    Difficult situations and what I'm going to do about it.

    Make a decision matrix

    Please essplain
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    It was raining yesterday and while I was walking I stopped for a moment because a) I wanted to avoid stepping into a puddle, and b) I saw a woman who was holding an umbrella down in front of her face (so I couldn't tell whether or not she'd seen me) coming towards me and I wanted to avoid a collision.

    When she passed me she glared at me and said, "you just have to walk straight, sweetie."

    Next time I am running into that *kitten*.

    Sheesh I thought canadians were nices, what a kunucklehead
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.

    Asked him what beard oil is:

    "I don't *kitten* know. It sounds like some *kitten* *kitten* hippy *kitten*."

    Well. Haha

    Do you use conditioner in your hair?
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.

    Asked him what beard oil is:

    "I don't *kitten* know. It sounds like some *kitten* *kitten* hippy *kitten*."

    Well. Haha

    Do you use conditioner in your hair?

    No. Conditioner coats your hair to mimic healthy hair after stripping the natural oils used to protect it by using shampoo. Conditioner is unnecessary to the health and vitality of your hair.

    Just kidding. I do. He conditions his beard, but not with oil apparently? Then he left for work muttering about me and the internet.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    Are the white girls in your office flocking to you yet

    Wrong scent. Pumpkin this month.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    It was raining yesterday and while I was walking I stopped for a moment because a) I wanted to avoid stepping into a puddle, and b) I saw a woman who was holding an umbrella down in front of her face (so I couldn't tell whether or not she'd seen me) coming towards me and I wanted to avoid a collision.

    When she passed me she glared at me and said, "you just have to walk straight, sweetie."

    Next time I am running into that *kitten*.

    Little did she know you’re the opposite of a sweetie

    You are a salty

    Is that like a cracker?
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  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    Are the white girls in your office flocking to you yet

    Wrong scent. Pumpkin this month.

    All of the evidence I've seen also points to caramel mochas

    But its pumpkin season! Does not compute.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    It was raining yesterday and while I was walking I stopped for a moment because a) I wanted to avoid stepping into a puddle, and b) I saw a woman who was holding an umbrella down in front of her face (so I couldn't tell whether or not she'd seen me) coming towards me and I wanted to avoid a collision.

    When she passed me she glared at me and said, "you just have to walk straight, sweetie."

    Next time I am running into that *kitten*.

    Little did she know you’re the opposite of a sweetie

    You are a salty

    Is that like a cracker?

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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    hellvee wrote: »

    I laughed for like 3 days the first time I saw that. Long live none pizza with left beef.

    Long live none pizza with left beef