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itchmyTwitch wrote: »
Road work?Alinouveau2 wrote: »I just dropped my cancer people off and I choose drives to this particular hospital because it's close to my house and should take only 10 minutes. However, now I'm stuck in a traffic jam. Why is only my side of the highway completely jammed? The gods are conspiring against me
Probably somewhere. It's frustrating because I only have to go to exits1 -
Sizable and clean0
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »Hurkle-durkle is my new favourite term
I'm still not over delulu. Suddenly I'm seeing it EVERYWHERE on tumblr!1 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »Hurkle-durkle is my new favourite term
I'm still not over delulu. Suddenly I'm seeing it EVERYWHERE on tumblr!
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »reviewing what I like about my current job:
my own office overlooking a parklike area
a bathroom I don’t share
low stress
nice boss
very seldom need to be phony
close to home
gas
easy commute in bad weather
kids’ activities
emergencies
easier to make time for gym
no traffic
the hours are earlier than average
attractive & safe environment
plenty of parking
good places to walk
I kind of don't want you to like this potential new job. Your current one sounds like the ultimate dream (except for the money) and you have time for mfp!
(Can you get a side hustle or win the lotto or something?)2 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »reviewing what I like about my current job:
my own office overlooking a parklike area
a bathroom I don’t share
low stress
nice boss
very seldom need to be phony
close to home
gas
easy commute in bad weather
kids’ activities
emergencies
easier to make time for gym
no traffic
the hours are earlier than average
attractive & safe environment
plenty of parking
good places to walk
I kind of don't want you to like this potential new job. Your current one sounds like the ultimate dream (except for the money) and you have time for mfp!
(Can you get a side hustle or win the lotto or something?)
That’s the plan!
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You've landed on my retirement plan. (It's either that or winning the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes)itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »reviewing what I like about my current job:
my own office overlooking a parklike area
a bathroom I don’t share
low stress
nice boss
very seldom need to be phony
close to home
gas
easy commute in bad weather
kids’ activities
emergencies
easier to make time for gym
no traffic
the hours are earlier than average
attractive & safe environment
plenty of parking
good places to walk
I kind of don't want you to like this potential new job. Your current one sounds like the ultimate dream (except for the money) and you have time for mfp!
(Can you get a side hustle or win the lotto or something?)
That’s the plan!1 -
You've landed on my retirement plan. (It's either that or winning the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes)itchmyTwitch wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »reviewing what I like about my current job:
my own office overlooking a parklike area
a bathroom I don’t share
low stress
nice boss
very seldom need to be phony
close to home
gas
easy commute in bad weather
kids’ activities
emergencies
easier to make time for gym
no traffic
the hours are earlier than average
attractive & safe environment
plenty of parking
good places to walk
I kind of don't want you to like this potential new job. Your current one sounds like the ultimate dream (except for the money) and you have time for mfp!
(Can you get a side hustle or win the lotto or something?)
That’s the plan!
I need Ed McMahon to come back with a giant check for me
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That was me: "Do not Google hurkle-durkle!" 🤣eatpolerepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »Hurkle-durkle is my new favourite term
I'm still not over delulu. Suddenly I'm seeing it EVERYWHERE on tumblr!
Do not Google delulu I tell myself. Do not!
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »
That was me: "Do not Google hurkle-durkle!" 🤣eatpolerepeat wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »Hurkle-durkle is my new favourite term
I'm still not over delulu. Suddenly I'm seeing it EVERYWHERE on tumblr!
Do not Google delulu I tell myself. Do not!
😂
I need a day hurkling-durkling
I feel like that should have meant something else.1 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »Hurkle-durkle is my new favourite term
Definitely my next username.0 -
I'm thinking I want to eat a thick NY strip steak for my birthday on Friday. Maybe with a side of alcohol.1
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Or tacos and margaritas.0
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Weakness: if they let me spray them with shimmering body oil1
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Weakness: they have interesting things in the background of their selfies0
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weakness: if they let me spray them with shimmering body oil
Omg. I saw a video of some beauty expert commenting about a girls hack for mixing bronzer with baby oil and this being an excelling tanning aid. He was like you're literally frying your skin.
So tell your hey you don't go out in the sun after you spray them0 -
NTS: stop blurring my “interesting” things out of the background1
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My sweet cancer drive today. He was the patient but opened the door for his wife, also a man of few words but thanked me several times for coming back to get them...I'm not abandoning you. She said I was so kind for driving them. It's nice to be thanked but it's nice to be able to help people in a really scary time1
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Alinouveau2 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weakness: if they let me spray them with shimmering body oil
Omg. I saw a video of some beauty expert commenting about a girls hack for mixing bronzer with baby oil and this being an excelling tanning aid. He was like you're literally frying your skin.
So tell your hey you don't go out in the sun after you spray them
I’m old enough to remember slathering ourselves in baby oil at the beach 🤦♀️ I thought this next generation was smarter0 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »Alinouveau2 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »Weakness: if they let me spray them with shimmering body oil
Omg. I saw a video of some beauty expert commenting about a girls hack for mixing bronzer with baby oil and this being an excelling tanning aid. He was like you're literally frying your skin.
So tell your hey you don't go out in the sun after you spray them
I’m old enough to remember slathering ourselves in baby oil at the beach 🤦♀️ I thought this next generation was smarter
Nope. Now they add bronzer to it! Ah skin cancer you'll be around forever0
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