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  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
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    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    grayskymorning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.

    This explains why my husband never uses it.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
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    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    grayskymorning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.

    Asked him what beard oil is:

    "I don't *kitten* know. It sounds like some *kitten* *kitten* hippy *kitten*."

    Well. Haha
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    KyleGrace8 wrote: »
    Difficult situations and what I'm going to do about it.

    Make a decision matrix

    Please essplain
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    It was raining yesterday and while I was walking I stopped for a moment because a) I wanted to avoid stepping into a puddle, and b) I saw a woman who was holding an umbrella down in front of her face (so I couldn't tell whether or not she'd seen me) coming towards me and I wanted to avoid a collision.

    When she passed me she glared at me and said, "you just have to walk straight, sweetie."

    Next time I am running into that *kitten*.

    Sheesh I thought canadians were nices, what a kunucklehead
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
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    grayskymorning wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    grayskymorning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.

    Asked him what beard oil is:

    "I don't *kitten* know. It sounds like some *kitten* *kitten* hippy *kitten*."

    Well. Haha

    Do you use conditioner in your hair?
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
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    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    grayskymorning wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    grayskymorning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    I think it's a hipster thing. But you don't eat it like avocado toast.

    Asked him what beard oil is:

    "I don't *kitten* know. It sounds like some *kitten* *kitten* hippy *kitten*."

    Well. Haha

    Do you use conditioner in your hair?

    No. Conditioner coats your hair to mimic healthy hair after stripping the natural oils used to protect it by using shampoo. Conditioner is unnecessary to the health and vitality of your hair.

    Just kidding. I do. He conditions his beard, but not with oil apparently? Then he left for work muttering about me and the internet.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    Are the white girls in your office flocking to you yet

    Wrong scent. Pumpkin this month.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    hellvee wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    It was raining yesterday and while I was walking I stopped for a moment because a) I wanted to avoid stepping into a puddle, and b) I saw a woman who was holding an umbrella down in front of her face (so I couldn't tell whether or not she'd seen me) coming towards me and I wanted to avoid a collision.

    When she passed me she glared at me and said, "you just have to walk straight, sweetie."

    Next time I am running into that *kitten*.

    Little did she know you’re the opposite of a sweetie

    You are a salty

    Is that like a cracker?
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    grayskymorning wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    Are the white girls in your office flocking to you yet

    Wrong scent. Pumpkin this month.

    All of the evidence I've seen also points to caramel mochas

    But its pumpkin season! Does not compute.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    It was raining yesterday and while I was walking I stopped for a moment because a) I wanted to avoid stepping into a puddle, and b) I saw a woman who was holding an umbrella down in front of her face (so I couldn't tell whether or not she'd seen me) coming towards me and I wanted to avoid a collision.

    When she passed me she glared at me and said, "you just have to walk straight, sweetie."

    Next time I am running into that *kitten*.

    Little did she know you’re the opposite of a sweetie

    You are a salty

    Is that like a cracker?

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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »

    I laughed for like 3 days the first time I saw that. Long live none pizza with left beef.

    Long live none pizza with left beef
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    hellvee wrote: »

    That's funnyshit right there.
  • grayskymorning
    grayskymorning Posts: 84 Member
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    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    grayskymorning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I used Caramel Mocha scented beard oil this morning and now I keep thinking I've got coffee in my moustache.

    I didn't even know beard oil was a thing. What is beard oil and why do you use it?

    Google, ever heard of it?

    Nope. :)
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    hellvee wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »

    I laughed for like 3 days the first time I saw that. Long live none pizza with left beef.

    Long live none pizza with left beef

    Long live none pizza with normal left beef

    Doesn't flow though

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