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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Uh. Does anyone wanna be my room mate?
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    Why is my cat trying to suck my breath out of me at night
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    123tacos wrote: »
    Why is my cat trying to suck my breath out of me at night

    Because they're secret assassin's?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Uh. Does anyone wanna be my room mate?

    *raises hand* :*
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  • CarbsAndCoffee41
    CarbsAndCoffee41 Posts: 264 Member
    I need a massage and facial so bad!
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    ShrinkingNerdT wrote: »
    I need a massage and facial so bad!

    Your eyeballs are amazing ...so there's that
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    @TeacupsAndToning and @123tacos

    The strange thing is we never give snakes a second thought.
    I often see browns down near the chook yard in summer, and I know they are extremely venomous but Im not scared at all.

    What about spiders? I am terrified of spiders.

    My son is scared of ladybugs...what about ladybugs...i bet they're not so lady like
  • CarbsAndCoffee41
    CarbsAndCoffee41 Posts: 264 Member
    123tacos wrote: »
    ShrinkingNerdT wrote: »
    I need a massage and facial so bad!

    Your eyeballs are amazing ...so there's that

    Without glasses or contacts they are worthless.
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    ShrinkingNerdT wrote: »
    123tacos wrote: »
    ShrinkingNerdT wrote: »
    I need a massage and facial so bad!

    Your eyeballs are amazing ...so there's that

    Without glasses or contacts they are worthless.

    But I love a good pair of glasses ...i scare people when I don't wear mine
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    @TeacupsAndToning and @123tacos

    The strange thing is we never give snakes a second thought.
    I often see browns down near the chook yard in summer, and I know they are extremely venomous but Im not scared at all.

    What about spiders? I am terrified of spiders.

    Nope.. don't bother me.. and there are redbacks generally under most garden chairs.. :D
    Obviously there are people here that are afraid but for most ( I was raised in a farm environment ) like me we have a healthy respect.. not frightened but know to steer clear.

    Im more afraid my dogs will get bitten rummaging around the garden. I heard a greyhound next door die after being bit by a brown and it screamed in agony for 10 minutes was terrible.
  • goatg
    goatg Posts: 1,399 Member
    7pm on a Friday and it is almost time for bed.
    Thank god.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Uh. Does anyone wanna be my room mate?

    I would die to be your roommate

    Please don't die, just move here
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    More of these.. seriously orgasmic.
    Raisin and pumpkin seed artisan cracker with light philly cream cheese and strawberries :p
  • UltraVegAthlete
    UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member
    My sister burned her toast three days ago and my clothes still smell like charred cinnamon raisin bread.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MFP is hilarious and I find it hilarious.
  • Peaches9999
    Peaches9999 Posts: 28 Member
    Refusing to come to terms with the fact that I’m getting older and now am required to wear glasses more often. The headaches are insane! :s
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Peaches9999 wrote: »
    Refusing to come to terms with the fact that I’m getting older and now am required to wear glasses more often. The headaches are insane! :s

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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I’m disappointed in how you’ve treated me
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    edited March 2018
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed in how you’ve treated me

    I'm sorry. I should be punished. LOL

    Seriously though, whomever/whatever they did, I'm sorry that they let you down.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed in how you’ve treated me

    I'm sorry. I should be punished. LOL

    Seriously though, whomever/whatever they did, I'm sorry that they let you down.

    Walked right into my trap
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    edited March 2018
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed in how you’ve treated me

    I'm sorry. I should be punished. LOL

    Seriously though, whomever/whatever they did, I'm sorry that they let you down.

    Walked right into my trap

    I'm pretty easy to trap. Bacon & super glue is pretty much all you would need.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Renaissance_Turtle wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    I’m disappointed in how you’ve treated me

    I'm sorry. I should be punished. LOL

    Seriously though, whomever/whatever they did, I'm sorry that they let you down.

    Walked right into my trap

    I'm pretty easy to traph. Bacon & super glue is pretty much all you would need.

    *takes notes
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    Trap* smdh. Apparently I can't spell either.
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Uh. Does anyone wanna be my room mate?

    I would die to be your roommate

    Please don't die, just move here

    Yeah.... both would probably make my mom sad

    Hmmmmm well....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Uh. Does anyone wanna be my room mate?

    I would die to be your roommate

    Please don't die, just move here

    Yeah.... both would probably make my mom sad

    Maybe your mum and Noah can enter into a joint custody agreement, they can share you 50/50 :smiley:

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