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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    My client got mad at me because I asked him to wash his hands
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  • ManBehindTheMask
    ManBehindTheMask Posts: 615 Member
    tamlou89 wrote: »
    ManBehindTheMask wrote: »
    @tamlou89

    <3 miss you

    Not long <3
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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »
    Whoever invented marriage is creepy as hell. Like, I love you so much I'm going to get the government involved so you can't leave.

    *kitten* that! :D

    Or how about the government going, "Well, yeah, umm... you guys have been screwing FARRR too long, you're now married."

    Wait what?!
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Mr_L33 wrote: »
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    Yum yes please
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »
    Whoever invented marriage is creepy as hell. Like, I love you so much I'm going to get the government involved so you can't leave.

    *kitten* that! :D

    I know, right?! I’ve always found it easier just to put a baby in’em. Try leaving now, lady.

    Sounds like my “infertile” ex husband/baby daddy

    I’m not allowed to even hug anyone. Boom. Pregnant.

    (That statement may have been slightly exaggerated..... slightly)
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »
    Whoever invented marriage is creepy as hell. Like, I love you so much I'm going to get the government involved so you can't leave.

    *kitten* that! :D

    I know, right?! I’ve always found it easier just to put a baby in’em. Try leaving now, lady.

    Sounds like my “infertile” ex husband/baby daddy

    I’m not allowed to even hug anyone. Boom. Pregnant.

    (That statement may have been slightly exaggerated..... slightly)

    Hey you can hug me, no babies, I promise
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    The fact that I ate 700 calories in chocolate for breakfast and yesterday wasn't much different. If anyone's seen my self discipline laying around let me know, past few days I seem to have misplaced it.
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    The fact that I ate 700 calories in chocolate for breakfast and yesterday wasn't much different. If anyone's seen my self discipline laying around let me know, past few days I seem to have misplaced it.

    I picked it up and we are very much attached so im sorry but i cant return your s.d. :) (unless you have alcohol then we can negotiate )
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    123tacos wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    The fact that I ate 700 calories in chocolate for breakfast and yesterday wasn't much different. If anyone's seen my self discipline laying around let me know, past few days I seem to have misplaced it.

    I picked it up and we are very much attached so im sorry but i cant return your s.d. :) (unless you have alcohol then we can negotiate )

    J you know very well I have alcohol quit humouring me! And I like your profile pic.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Beneath the clothes we find a man. Beneath the man, we find.... his.... nucleus.
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    123tacos wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    The fact that I ate 700 calories in chocolate for breakfast and yesterday wasn't much different. If anyone's seen my self discipline laying around let me know, past few days I seem to have misplaced it.

    I picked it up and we are very much attached so im sorry but i cant return your s.d. :) (unless you have alcohol then we can negotiate )

    J you know very well I have alcohol quit humouring me! And I like your profile pic.

    Thanks its all that self discipline i found lying around :)
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    123tacos wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    The fact that I ate 700 calories in chocolate for breakfast and yesterday wasn't much different. If anyone's seen my self discipline laying around let me know, past few days I seem to have misplaced it.

    I picked it up and we are very much attached so im sorry but i cant return your s.d. :) (unless you have alcohol then we can negotiate )

    J you know very well I have alcohol quit humouring me! And I like your profile pic.

    Thanks its all that self discipline i found lying around :)
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    https://youtu.be/0NFz0glFnvE

    The mfp anthem
  • The_Canadian_Apex
    The_Canadian_Apex Posts: 572 Member
    Way too much
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  • orangegato
    orangegato Posts: 6,572 Member
    Jealous of a friend going to New Orleans for a week.
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    Michigan is playing on a Monday in April baby!

    This is about me :D:o
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    123tacos wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    Michigan is playing on a Monday in April baby!

    This is about me :D:o

    Too obvious?

    A bit...is michigan in the south?
  • orangegato
    orangegato Posts: 6,572 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    orangegato wrote: »
    Jealous of a friend going to New Orleans for a week.

    WrestleMania?

    Yes. And they’re a huge foodie. ;)
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
    I just want to be better today than. I was yesterday. Simple but hard to do
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    I just want to be better today than. I was yesterday. Simple but hard to do

    No ...not hard ...baby steps
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
    edited April 2018
    123tacos wrote: »
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    I just want to be better today than. I was yesterday. Simple but hard to do

    No ...not hard ...baby steps

    I know, sometimes I’m just impatient and want immediate results.
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
    Sex as always lol since it has been 3 years
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  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
    Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »
    sniper300_Rum wrote: »
    Sex as always lol since it has been 3 years

    So you're married?
    Nope
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