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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I don't do eye contact so this works out perfectly

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    Me trying to make eye contact with you
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I don't do eye contact so this works out perfectly

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    Me trying to make eye contact with you

    :joy: I never get tired of seeing this gif

    I feel like this means I am successful in eye contact

    I rolled a 20 for eye contact
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I don't do eye contact so this works out perfectly

    up9ayqwragqj.gif
    Me trying to make eye contact with you

    :joy: I never get tired of seeing this gif

    I feel like this means I am successful in eye contact

    I rolled a 20 for eye contact

    Wow that's an amazing roll

    I only rolled a 3 for woo. But like. The good kind
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I don't do eye contact so this works out perfectly

    up9ayqwragqj.gif
    Me trying to make eye contact with you

    :joy: I never get tired of seeing this gif

    I feel like this means I am successful in eye contact

    I rolled a 20 for eye contact

    Critical hit!
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I don't do eye contact so this works out perfectly

    up9ayqwragqj.gif
    Me trying to make eye contact with you

    :joy: I never get tired of seeing this gif

    I feel like this means I am successful in eye contact

    I rolled a 20 for eye contact

    Critical hit!

    In Star Wars D20 Krayt Dragons can be killed automatically by targeting their nasal cavity and scoring a critical hit. Now in Star Wars rolling 2 natural 20's in a row causes a critical regardless of level, Defense score etc. So even a level 1 character is capable of the feat. Hence our gaming group calls this 1 in 400 feat killing the Krayt Dragon.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I don't do eye contact so this works out perfectly

    up9ayqwragqj.gif
    Me trying to make eye contact with you

    :joy: I never get tired of seeing this gif

    I feel like this means I am successful in eye contact

    I rolled a 20 for eye contact

    Critical hit!

    In Star Wars D20 Krayt Dragons can be killed automatically by targeting their nasal cavity and scoring a critical hit. Now in Star Wars rolling 2 natural 20's in a row causes a critical regardless of level, Defense score etc. So even a level 1 character is capable of the feat. Hence our gaming group calls this 1 in 400 feat killing the Krayt Dragon.

    I wish I were closer to you
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    :D:D:D
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    Hey I always enjoy what’s inside
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    That's why I don't wear them - they'd be massively disappointed if I went to take mine off and they shrunk to 10% of their size :D

    You couldn’t disappoint me :D:D
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    That's why I don't wear them - they'd be massively disappointed if I went to take mine off and they shrunk to 10% of their size :D

    You couldn’t disappoint me :D:D

    LIKE...EVER

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  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    If people I don't know and haven't ever and won't ever even meet are talking about be in private... It's like the tree that falls in the forest. I don't hear it, it's not falling on me. It doesn't affect me. And I worry about those people about as much as I worry about the random tree falling in the forest.

    My analogies aren't very effective today, I'm afraid. But I'm not really worried about that either :)

    I'd be worried about a random tree falling in the forest. Why did it fall? Poor tree <3

    Also, I'd love to be a fly on the wall just to hear what sort of things are said about me... more for comedic value if anything. I dont put any weight on what strangers think of me, they dont even know me. Very few are those who know me on a deeper level, even less on mfp.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    ..... all things being equal, I'd much rather open a bra than a bag of chips.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    ..... all things being equal, I'd much rather open a bra than a bag of chips.

    Second
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Mostly excited about my vacation in a few weeks. Also contemplating whether I should continue knitting this project I'm working, restart it, or simply take a break and draw for a bit instead.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    Putting my handyman’s kids through college.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    ..... all things being equal, I'd much rather open a bra than a bag of chips.

    Second

    unless maybe it was the new Doritos Blaze....


    those are pretty good.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    But if you receive complaints, do you claim they just settled?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    ..... all things being equal, I'd much rather open a bra than a bag of chips.

    Second

    unless maybe it was the new Doritos Blaze....


    those are pretty good.

    Not second
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    ..... all things being equal, I'd much rather open a bra than a bag of chips.

    Second

    unless maybe it was the new Doritos Blaze....


    those are pretty good.

    Not second

    Chile Limon ?
  • T_143
    T_143 Posts: 1,022 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
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    Found a new spot at work to MFP

    I need this!
  • T_143
    T_143 Posts: 1,022 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    :lol:
  • T_143
    T_143 Posts: 1,022 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    Leaving work, because I need to get the *kitten* out of here. I need to get the *kitten* out of anywhere right now.

    Me too! Where do you want to go?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I’m thinking about how a push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.

    ..... all things being equal, I'd much rather open a bra than a bag of chips.

    Second

    unless maybe it was the new Doritos Blaze....


    those are pretty good.

    Not second

    Chile Limon ?

    (Boobs, say boobs)
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    T_143 wrote: »
    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    Leaving work, because I need to get the *kitten* out of here. I need to get the *kitten* out of anywhere right now.

    Me too! Where do you want to go?

    Cabo?

    Walk About!!! Yessss

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