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What's on your mind?

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    I didnt win lol

    Power Balls up to 620mil

    I feel like a cave man chasing a mastadon I couldn't take down anyway lol
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    Why is grandpa shark the same as daddy shark?

    It's Craster shark doo doo....
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    I can't decide if it's more disturbing that someone worries about this or that kangaroos are going to invade my state. Now that's on my mind. :angry:
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    I was playing for the 1.6 billion

    1.6!?! 😱...

    You mean this whole time I was buying for the wro... 😥😂
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    This is exactly why I have my Kangaroo stick and practice with it every day.

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    What's on your mind? That is a loaded question lol - My mind is racing with thought of worry about my son's future, my mother and father's aging process and a worry that I am not enough. Always feeling that I need to do more. Working on my emotional eating lol
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    CJKopp wrote: »
    What's on your mind? That is a loaded question lol - My mind is racing with thought of worry about my son's future, my mother and father's aging process and a worry that I am not enough. Always feeling that I need to do more. Working on my emotional eating lol

    I'm thinking about dogs wearing wigs.

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    let's say you make good money at your job, bills paid on time, not a ton of debt, etc.

    but you're walking along the street one day and you see a hundred dollar bill on the ground.
    you'd still pick it up right?

    well there you go, that's why people cheat.
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    iMago wrote: »
    let's say you make good money at your job, bills paid on time, not a ton of debt, etc.

    but you're walking along the street one day and you see a hundred dollar bill on the ground.
    you'd still pick it up right?

    well there you go, that's why people cheat.

    I would assume i was on a hidden camera show and make an exaggerated effort to find the owner and then finish up by slipping it into a homeless person’s bag while they slept but I’m not sure where that puts me in your analogy
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    caco_ethes wrote: »

    I would assume i was on a hidden camera show and make an exaggerated effort to find the owner and then finish up by slipping it into a homeless person’s bag while they slept but I’m not sure where that puts me in your analogy

    ew gross
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    iMago wrote: »
    let's say you make good money at your job, bills paid on time, not a ton of debt, etc.

    but you're walking along the street one day and you see a hundred dollar bill on the ground.
    you'd still pick it up right?

    well there you go, that's why people cheat.

    your wife is gonna be alot more mad at you than your wallet. Just so you know...
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    i got a better analogy

    you make good money at your job, bills paid on time, not a ton of debt, etc.

    but you're closing out your drawer one day and it’s $100 up.

    if u keep it might be free money, but u will sweat every day that your boss will find out and youll lose your job

    and then u might feel guilty anyways, just carry it with u, even if u never get found out


    listen Janice- i told you didn't take the money from the drawer at the end of the shift last night. i think you miscounted and it was short from before my shift when you put it in the register for me. you can go ahead and write me up if you want but I'm gonna talk to corporate about this. they got the security footage and can prove it do you really want me to have to call them?
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    awfully defensive for a dude who all the sudden acting like u rich and ducking around corners shifty eyed

    you know what? go ahead and write me up i don't even care. i already got a full time job why would i wanna steal from this place? i been working here part time for 3 years straight now and i ain't ever stolen before. you're so wrong lmfao

    *clocks out and heads to liquor store with new crisp $100 in wallet*
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    iMago wrote: »
    you know what? go ahead and write me up i don't even care.

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  • Posts: 2,978 Member

    Go Kangaroos!!!!!!!!!!

    Gee, thanks???????
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    lstrat115 wrote: »

    You know that this made me laugh out loud

    Gee, thanks?????
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