What's on your mind?
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.
You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?
No, I kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.
You're the reason why my dad left
I’m not sorry. Now call me Mommy.
You kiss your adopted son with that filthy mouth?
Not until after a night with your Mother.
I'm getting pregnant as a teen to make your life hell, MOM
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All I can think about now is Don Jr. running into a glass door.1
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The thirst in these forums is ubiquitous, the fact that I’m not getting any is bubkiss
🤗🤗🤗1 -
MrSunshinez wrote: »All I can think about now is Don Jr. running into a glass door.
Hahahahaha1 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »MrSunshinez wrote: »All I can think about now is Don Jr. running into a glass door.
Hahahahaha
You didn't believe me did you? I've got superpowers!
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You gots em oh knower of all things! 😂👍👏❤1
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »You gots em oh knower of all things! 😂👍👏❤
Oh that's sweet
It's more like this...
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.
Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?
Lifetime’s six-part documentary,Surviving R. Kelly is the reason behind the new criminal investigation in GA.3 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.
Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?
Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.0 -
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alywei3773 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.
Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?
Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.
I've never wanted such a wish to come true, but maybe this is one that's been earned1 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing to take a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.
Goodness...your Thesaurical articualated harangue is grandly concupiscent! 0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.
You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?
No, I kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.
You sure go diamonds quickly.1 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.
Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?
Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.
I'm not trying to be rude here but
Pretty girl can I be feelin' you?
It isn't rude if there is Crystal poppin' in the stretch Navigator.
Also, how hot and fresh are these girls that he is able to finagle them into his kitchen with the reputation that precedes him? Like, who is the woman that is approached by R. Kelly and doesn't just give him an immediate "No thank you, Sir".0 -
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alywei3773 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.
Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?
Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.
I'm not trying to be rude here but
Pretty girl can I be feelin' you?
It isn't rude if there is Crystal poppin' in the stretch Navigator.
Also, how hot and fresh are these girls that he is able to finagle them into his kitchen with the reputation that precedes him? Like, who is the woman that is approached by R. Kelly and doesn't just give him an immediate "No thank you, Sir".
But every song's like gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Bloodstains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair
And we'll never be royals
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen B
And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
Let me live that fantasy
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.
Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?
Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.
I'm not trying to be rude here but
Pretty girl can I be feelin' you?
It isn't rude if there is Crystal poppin' in the stretch Navigator.
Also, how hot and fresh are these girls that he is able to finagle them into his kitchen with the reputation that precedes him? Like, who is the woman that is approached by R. Kelly and doesn't just give him an immediate "No thank you, Sir".
Anytime you compare a woman to a car, I believe she is legally obligated to allow you to test drive
Re: "remind me of my Lexus coupe"
Test drive as in the standard 5 turns? If so, that is...generous.0 -
I have to find a new job1
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All these things:
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »All these things:
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When do you leave?
I want some of that Jamaican Rum, please, kthx.1 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »All these things:
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When do you leave?
I want some of that Jamaican Rum, please, kthx.
4 am Monday morning!
I will send you some direct!
My plan for today it to find out how much Jamaican Rum and Blue Mountain coffee I am allowed to bring back!
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »All these things:
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When do you leave?
I want some of that Jamaican Rum, please, kthx.
4 am Monday morning!
I will send you some direct!
My plan for today it to find out how much Jamaican Rum and Blue Mountain coffee I am allowed to bring back!
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Lunch...0
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Male country singers talk about how good they are to women, while female country singers talk about how terrible the men are. What gives?4
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