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_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »The old lady I use to care for, use to share “men my age only want two things. A nurse, or a purse. I am not either one”. 😆😆😆
You sure about that? 😏
haha that purse is broken it doesn't even have a zipper lol2 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »The old lady I use to care for, use to share “men my age only want two things. A nurse, or a purse. I am not either one”. 😆😆😆
You sure about that? 😏
Me on my way to buy a purse
Be careful of the tentacles... it’s a trap!
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Keep_on_cardio wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »The old lady I use to care for, use to share “men my age only want two things. A nurse, or a purse. I am not either one”. 😆😆😆
You sure about that? 😏
Me on my way to buy a purse
Be careful of the tentacles... it’s a trap!
Even better1 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »The old lady I use to care for, use to share “men my age only want two things. A nurse, or a purse. I am not either one”. 😆😆😆
You sure about that? 😏
haha that purse is broken it doesn't even have a zipper lol
Oh c'mon! You can't find it in this one either? 🙄5 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »The old lady I use to care for, use to share “men my age only want two things. A nurse, or a purse. I am not either one”. 😆😆😆
You sure about that? 😏
haha that purse is broken it doesn't even have a zipper lol
not all things are brand new in a certain age of life.
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_FallenAngel_ wrote: »_FallenAngel_ wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »The old lady I use to care for, use to share “men my age only want two things. A nurse, or a purse. I am not either one”. 😆😆😆
You sure about that? 😏
haha that purse is broken it doesn't even have a zipper lol
Oh c'mon! You can't find it in this one either? 🙄
nbd im already finished looking anyhow1 -
I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!3 -
sleep1
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Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!
Always good for fondling1 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!
Always good for fondling
That’s what the reviews said!
Shhhh... I’m beginning to think, I don’t have a one of a kind pocket purse. 😐1 -
They’re all one of a kind, that’s the joyKeep_on_cardio wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!
Always good for fondling
That’s what the reviews said!
Shhhh... I’m beginning to think, I don’t have a one of a kind pocket purse. 😐
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
They’re all one of a kind, that’s the joyKeep_on_cardio wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!
Always good for fondling
That’s what the reviews said!
Shhhh... I’m beginning to think, I don’t have a one of a kind pocket purse. 😐
Is there a special marking, that makes them one of a kind.. where do I find it? Between the balls? Or ?1 -
Keep_on_cardio wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
They’re all one of a kind, that’s the joyKeep_on_cardio wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!
Always good for fondling
That’s what the reviews said!
Shhhh... I’m beginning to think, I don’t have a one of a kind pocket purse. 😐
Is there a special marking, that makes them one of a kind.. where do I find it? Between the balls? Or ?
I guess you’ll have to check yours and get back to me1 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »I've never heard such a rigmarole.
https://www.sciencealert.com/people-who-pick-up-grammar-mistakes-jerks-scientists-find
I knew I was right 🤷🏽♂️😂0 -
After all the rigamarole @caco_ethes caused by changing her tax status and then 10 other people followed suit, we have to re-enter all the timesheets which means payroll will be late!
This has never happened before, I'll have to call the bank and investigate our options, it's already after 11:30, somebody better still be there...this is going to wreck my plans tonight, if I'm going to be that late, I might as well not go at all...Ugh Hank!3 -
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lelebandicoot wrote: »How to squeeze this fart out without people noticing because we have guests over and I don't want to be rude but I want to release the beast yano
Move a table on a hard floor to cover sound and light candels with a match to cover smells.
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lelebandicoot wrote: »How to squeeze this fart out without people noticing because we have guests over and I don't want to be rude but I want to release the beast yano
Just walk it out, cropdust those mofos3 -
A nap but I really need to pack for Jamaica instead.0
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honestly maybe living in a trailer park alone isn't so bad5
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Trying to sleep, but now I'm thinking too much about going to sleep. Also, thinking about that time I waved at someone who was waving at someone else in 2011.2
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The thirst in these forums is ubiquitous, the fact that I’m not getting any is bubkiss9
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The thirst in these forums is ubiquitous, the fact that I’m not getting any is bubkiss
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.
You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?
If not I’ll take it1 -
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.
You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?
No, I kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.
You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?
No, I kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.
You're the reason why my dad left
My coworker was confused as to why I just burst out laughing1
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