Sharing my awful tragedy with you guys [PIC HEAVY]

BathtubBadger

I met him by chance. I was at the supermarket, just a normal day.
He was surrounded by many others that looked like him, but he was special. I can honestly say he gained my heart with his perfect smile.



I asked his name. "Melon", he answered with the deepest, sexiest voice I had ever heard.
"Melon", I repeated, savoring the sound with my palate... Oh, Melon... Lovely luscious lips, lively smile and luring complexion. I love you.
I took him home. We talked and laughed over a few beers.



It was getting late, so I invited him to bed. I shall keep you guys from torrid details, but I knew we were meant to be when I woke up and saw him there, smiling affectionately at me.



We spent the best days of our lives together. We had fun at the pool, and he'd sing while I played. I was imprinted with the deepest sense of compatibility.





But one thing was starting to make me lose my nights. Melon was aging so much faster than me... I shared my concerns with him. He didn't have much energy to follow me around with my shenanigans anymore.



He surprised me one morning with a tired kiss. He looked deeply into my eyes and said: "Honey, you'll have to eat me". I understood immediately.
Melon's days were close to an end. If I wanted to keep part of him eternally sheltered inside me, I'd have to eat him. So I made it clean and fast, and apologised with teary eyes.



So I ate him. Entirely, at once, with a spoon.



There was nothing left of Melon but the shell that once contained the sweet soul of my lover. An empty body. A void that matched that one in my heart.



Melon always told me he grew up in a farm, where he could roll around in the fresh soil all day with his siblings. "From soil, to soil", I thought. Shall your cycle be complete, honeydew.

The_Enginerd

It's what he wanted. Pours a beer in memory*

*poured into my mouth counts, right?

mister_universe

*sniffle*

Kimdbro

LMAO... the plant at the end was pure genius!

sheenarama

That made me cry. Now my day is ruined!!!

BathtubBadger

It's what he wanted. Pours a beer in memory*

*poured into my mouth counts, right?

:sad: Thank you. Now I need to wash my soul from all the sadness. With more beer.

lesspaul

I love it when girls post pictures of their melon.

PS: Brilliant.

TeachTheGirl

Still a better love story than...you know the rest.

TwinkieDong

pour a little bit of beer onto the soil of the earth, for all your dead homies.

mooookie

Can you try to meet a new melon?... maybe at a new store? Maybe a different color?

Pipenny

I am sorry for your loss! :flowerforyou:

Scott46617

He was a mouth breather anyway...did he snore?

krouse83

Hilarious! Err I mean I'm so sorry about your loss!

Maddalen101

That was so cute. Thanks!

Beckyloo80

so touching. sorry for your loss. May you find love again.

lorettasnewbeginning

well done!

chelledawg14

Love this!!

missjojo31

lol, thanks for this!

srslybritt

I hope time eases your pain.

Timshel_

lol. Cute!

But wow, you have LOTS of time, methinks.

Brie4me

That was fun :drinker: :laugh:

soldier4242

I loved it.

I had a similar experience with a watermelon.

Laurayinz

:brokenheart: I'm so sorry for your loss. :sad:

heatherloveslifting

I love it! I once wrote a similar story about a habanero, but without pics. You are awesome! :drinker:

missdibs1

I met him by chance. I was at the supermarket, just a normal day.
He was surrounded by many others that looked like him, but he was special. I can honestly say he gained my heart with his perfect smile.



I asked his name. "Melon", he answered with the deepest, sexiest voice I had ever heard.
"Melon", I repeated, savoring the sound with my palate... Oh, Melon... Lovely luscious lips, lively smile and luring complexion. I love you.
I took him home. We talked and laughed over a few beers.



It was getting late, so I invited him to bed. I shall keep you guys from torrid details, but I knew we were meant to be when I woke up and saw him there, smiling affectionately at me.



We spent the best days of our lives together. We had fun at the pool, and he'd sing while I played. I was imprinted with the deepest sense of compatibility.





But one thing was starting to make me lose my nights. Melon was aging so much faster than me... I shared my concerns with him. He didn't have much energy to follow me around with my shenanigans anymore.



He surprised me one morning with a tired kiss. He looked deeply into my eyes and said: "Honey, you'll have to eat me". I understood immediately.
Melon's days were close to an end. If I wanted to keep part of him eternally sheltered inside me, I'd have to eat him. So I made it clean and fast, and apologised with teary eyes.



So I ate him. Entirely, at once, with a spoon.



There was nothing left of Melon but the shell that once contained the sweet soul of my lover. An empty body. A void that matched that one in my heart.



Melon always told me he grew up in a farm, where he could roll around in the fresh soil all day with his siblings. "From soil, to soil", I thought. Shall your cycle be complete, honeydew.

How beautiful. i hope one day to have a fruit affair to remember.

Legs_McGee

An epic love story. Thank you for sharing. I truly believe there is more than one melon out there for each of us. Someday, somewhere, you'll find another.

BathtubBadger

I hope time eases your pain.

The hardest part was logging an entire melon into my diary

gabbylab

OH thank you, I needed that today.
And I'll toast Melon when I get home this evening :drinker:

theepervette

you must have alot of time on your hands... lol :-)

BathtubBadger

you must have alot of time on your hands... lol :-)

Yes, I'm on my winter break from university / work Rather use it eating fruit and spreading smiles than... Sleeping?

Timshel_

you must have alot of time on your hands... lol :-)

Yes, I'm on my winter break from university / work Rather use it eating fruit and spreading smiles than... Sleeping?

Art major or psychology?