Sharing my awful tragedy with you guys [PIC HEAVY]

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  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
    I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”

    I once fell in love with a turtle. We took things slow.
  • danofthedead1979
    danofthedead1979 Posts: 362 Member
    what kind of melon was it?

    what-her melon?
    (get it? water melon..:noway: whatever! )

    i've spent a few minutes trying to think of a humorous pun for this thread, i'll let you guys know when i think of one....

    WAIT WAIT

    this story was really melon-coly?

    its a pity mr melon died because now you cant-eloupe with him!!! :drinker:

    i thank you
  • airangel59
    airangel59 Posts: 1,887 Member
    This was great, again so sorry for your loss :cry:

    Nice to end the work week with a smile from a good read.

    I feel your pain, I'd die having to log eating an entire melon in one sitting....my sugar would be thru the roof :sad:

    In memory, tonite I'm having 3.5 oz of mine :drinker:
  • Bobanji
    Bobanji Posts: 79 Member
    Loved this! :flowerforyou:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”

    I once fell in love with a turtle. We took things slow.

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