Juicing to lose 30 lbs by Jan 1st.

dbkyser
Posts: 612 Member
I am planning on doing a juice cleanse and intermittent fasting along with cardio to drop 30 lbs before the first of the year. I figure I will eat and drink whatever I want for the rest of November to get it all out of my system.
I want to do this to look good in a t-shirt and jeans for a wedding.
Now for those who know me can tell by now that I am joking, others who only read the topic and first few sentences can start giving me the devil now.
Sad thing is, I have done all the above in 1 way or another before I decided to just count my calories and macros and add exercise to feel better.
Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, and feel free to offer "helpful hints" to help me hit my goal by years end.
I want to do this to look good in a t-shirt and jeans for a wedding.
Now for those who know me can tell by now that I am joking, others who only read the topic and first few sentences can start giving me the devil now.

Sad thing is, I have done all the above in 1 way or another before I decided to just count my calories and macros and add exercise to feel better.
Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, and feel free to offer "helpful hints" to help me hit my goal by years end.
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Lol. xD3
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:devil:4
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30lbs in 5 weeks... yeah, ok :huh:3
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LMAO!
(I'd better log that as exercise.)12 -
100% thought you were srs...! Lol!7
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Haha. Nice one. I was debating between writing a lecture or writing something short like, "Have fun losing water weight," before I read on. I'm glad you've moved on from such irresponsible dieting.6
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poo I came in with popcorn!13
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Is the goal you listed real, or is it exaggerated too?0
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For those who don't want to support me, I am mad.
I came here for support and to be encouraged.
I may just get mad and leave this community.32 -
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The what now?!1
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It is all in fun, although after Thanksgiving weekend losing several lbs is easy.
My goal is to just keep plugging away and enjoy the love of lifting weights.3 -
So the goal is exaggerated too
Yay!
In that case I would suggest adding some apple cider vinegar to your juice for max weight loss...8 -
Thanks everyone for taking this light and fun, I really did it to make some people smile and like said above get people ready to snap at me...1
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haha.... i was all in for the shaming to begin.
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I've heard you can eat as many bananas as you want -- like 50 a day -- and have the same effect.9
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And I was so ready to report this post for VLCD too!4
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Thinking if I get a Fitbit I can skip the gym altogether.5
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What kind of redneck wedding are you wearing jeans and a t-shirt to?15
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nutmegoreo wrote: »What kind of redneck wedding are you wearing jeans and a t-shirt to?
Glad someone caught this. Lol4 -
Yeah its embarrassing but if I'm not learning I'm not growing. Thankfully I dropped my defensiveness:).
BTW - I still zig zag my caloriesmostly for variety and wishful thinking that it will keep hormones from going sideways on such a deficit.
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Nah. That's not going to work. You need to drink gallons of green tea too.
Gutted that you're not serious; I was looking forward to the snark.5 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »What kind of redneck wedding are you wearing jeans and a t-shirt to?
Hey what's wrong with rednecks lol
Good luck everyone1 -
In that case I would suggest adding some apple cider vinegar to your juice for max weight loss...
No no no! ACV is SO last week! Turmeric is where it's at these days.
And OP, don't forget to add at least 3 hours of cardio five days a week - ditch the weights, they're just for muscleheads! You don't want to be busting out of that t-shirt.
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In that case I would suggest adding some apple cider vinegar to your juice for max weight loss...
No no no! ACV is SO last week! Turmeric is where it's at these days.
And OP, don't forget to add at least 3 hours of cardio five days a week - ditch the weights, they're just for muscleheads! You don't want to be busting out of that t-shirt.
Actually I thought that turmeric was showing some promise in some studies. I will have to go read up on that now thanks a lot I struggle through those studies:).0
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