I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Kladge14

Being attracted to women

liftorgohome

Going to the party in figi all inclusive paid by epr!

admaarie

Going to the gym on our first date

indycoltz

Feeling insecure lol

Bill9160

In a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies....

admaarie

Asking 21 questions to make sure it’s the right guy

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Reporting him as an arsonist

liftorgohome

On fire running through the woods

Reckoner67

Chasing him through the woods with a fire extinguisher

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Yelling at him to bring back my fire extinguisher. Thief!!!

Reckoner67

Buying extra fire extinguishers and trying (in vain) to clear my name

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

With a whole closet full of new fire extinguishers. Enough, already!!

epr31295

Married with 11 children as she believed a couple only had sex with the intentions of bearing children!

liftorgohome

With 11 kids that worked by age 5 in my factory

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Getting paid a ton in child support for our 11 children

liftorgohome

Moving to another country to avoid child support and starting a new family. Much smaller.

Kladge14

A zookeeper

liftorgohome

With a PFA against him

admaarie

Chugging protein shakes everyday because that’s what he considered a date

liftorgohome

Doing yoga every day and falling over

Kladge14

Going to counseling twice a week

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Crying myself to sleep every night

liftorgohome

Cheering her up by a good spooning.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Happily being the little spoon!

liftorgohome

With a lot of silverware

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Losing everything! I woke up one morning and he'd cleaned out everything I own.

liftorgohome

Moving in with her cuter sister.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Never speaking to my sister again

liftorgohome

Having a threesome with identical twins.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Making awkward small talk with his identical twin