I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

liftorgohome

Broke in Mexico

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Taking solo vacations because when we were together he blew all of our money on the first night of every trip.

thepainmaker88

With a chassidy belt

Arizona_C

In a confused love triangle

Reckoner67

A ghost, posting to message boards from beyond the grave

Egger29

not in Kansas anymore

Humadog21

In an underground smuggling operation of rare comics

Arizona_C

In a jeep than ran out of petrol close to the Mexican border

Humadog21

Running from the federalies

Arizona_C

In court. He had made a deal to bail himself out of the dirty Mexico affair, putting me behind bars instead

Humadog21

In Mexico with a fresh start and a cold corona 😂

liftorgohome

Being prostituted out as a cabana boy for dirty old women

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Spending all my time searching for him. No really, he was a HUGE fan of hide and seek.

Bill9160

I don't know....she is gone and I'm tied up naked to a tree

Reckoner67

Dressed as a tree and forever traumatized

epr31295

Tied up in the Library where he knew I wouldn't talk!

carolynptx83

dreading going to all the Red Sox games

slimgirljo15

Batting for the other team

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Pretty happy!

liftorgohome

Stuck in the Netherlands

AnnMarieThomas91

missing home

liftorgohome

Home schooled

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Being pressured to work out every single day

Humadog21

Moving to Fiji with a sick beach house

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

OMG FIJI!!!!

I went with him, of course!

epr31295

Coming home to a note moved to Fiji!!

DWBalboa

Moving to Fiji!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Partying in Fiji, since everyone is there!

DWBalboa

Drunk and happy in Fiji partying with all the cool kids.

Bill9160

Stuck in the polar vortex