I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

jamesakrobinson

Having to teach him how to spell sorbet.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Buying him shirts. He never kept them on!

liftorgohome

Buying her smaller shirts

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Trapped in shirts that are way too small.

liftorgohome

Locked in her closet on a swing

Egger29

With severe DOMS

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Wondering if he had a head

epr31295

A kept man and what I mean by that is I was kept in the basement 24/6 on the 7th day I had to do yard work!

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With a beautifully landscaped yard

liftorgohome

Sanding her floors

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Covered in dust

UntilProud

Learning how to shuffle so the next time we hit the Rave we're the coolest kids in town.

If I have to hear "I'm sexy and I know it" one more time - I'm gonna have a stroke

slimgirljo15

Paying for his funeral after he had a stroke after "I'm sexy and I know it" played

Bill9160

Dancing on a table singing "I touch myself"

Arizona_C

Touching myself because he wouldn't do it

bdgfn

Touching her all the time

liftorgohome

Not touching anyone

Bill9160

Frustrated from a lack of intimacy

Strawberry8349

In bed all day long

jamesakrobinson

With a grin that couldn't be rwmoved with an angle grinder.

DWBalboa

In a Turkish prison.

liftorgohome

Sleeping with a heavy bag

Bill9160

Broken, Beaten, & Scarred

liftorgohome

Naked and afraid

Humadog21

Without a truck cuz he stole it and went to Mexico to try and import ceviche into the country

liftorgohome

Dodging the border police on foot bc his truck broke down.

Humadog21

Watching it all take place on the news with a bag a popcorn and a cold beer

liftorgohome

Finding underground tunnels to get into Mexico without getting busted. Woo hoo tequilas on me.

Humadog21

Flying down to Mexico for some free tequila from a smuggler

liftorgohome

Having a party at my cartel mansion.