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I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Breaking up, heading further south into Bolivia, for a few years spent recruiting a bunch of Bolivians to return back to Mexico as a rival cartel0
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Going into the Witness Protection Program0
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Tied to a chair, heavy chains wrapped around me as I was pulled underneath the still, moonlit waters of the lake. I knew she was killer, but I had no idea how literal it was0
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Pushing him off the dock into the lake then going out for pizza and beers with black sheep.0
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Eating all the pizza and gaining 5 pounds0
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Having a closet full of shoes and dresses none of which were my size!0
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Wondering why epr had a closet full of dresses and shoes. Disturbing to say the least.0
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Reveling my deepest secrets about my dress fetish!0
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Getting mad because all of my dresses were stretched out0
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Having to go shopping to buy her new dresses and I hate shopping0
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With a new wardrobe!0
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Still not getting any action.
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Getting a back rub0
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Not getting a back rub0
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Listening to him beg for back rubs all the time.0
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Still not getting a backrub0
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Working out every day until I got bigger than him0
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A ghost with a long list of people to haunt0
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With mental issues.0
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With a greater appreciation for mind altering drugs....Mushroom anyone?0
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Tripping balls at a edm concert. Wait how did I get to Germany0
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With way prettier hair because she taught me her tricks.0
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in better shape cause he showed me all his secrets0
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Getting lost in those eyes!...... mesmerizing0
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Getting flowers handed to me cause he is sweet like that0
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Waking up in a ditch with a pancho, sombrero and a tequila bottle and my car and money were gone ๐ณ0
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Where's my kidney?0
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In the hospital after a weight-lifting accident ๐ฌ0
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Living happily ever after as pig farmers. ๐๐๐0
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