I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Having to do up the spare room for her cause my pup always sleeps in my bed0
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Getting sole custody of his dog0
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Living in a commune... free love, hippy style
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Running around naked in my backyard ...I tried to tell her this was not a nudest colony.0
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Trimming her bushes0
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I pay for that..lies!
He cooked for me. Something yummy. Cause. Yummy.0 -
Eating a home cooked chicken alfredo pasta (and steak) that I made for her. THEN trimming the bushes (for free)0
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I ended up with food poison after eating his food0
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A lawsuit. She claims that my cooking caused her mental anguish0
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in a nut farm LOL0
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Growing almonds on her nut farm. It was her lifelong dream.0
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Spending all my money on pedicures 😋0
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Having great fun and dancing the night away.1
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Taking a trip to Germany and back packing for 3 months1
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With her hopping on a plane to travel the world without me
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Not getting to eat my steak at dinner.0
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Eating steak with eggs the next morning. 😉1
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Over easy. 😉😉😉
Singing while making coffee...an extra large pot.1 -
Wrapped up with her in a warm blanket, sitting in the porch swing on a Sunday morning. Steaming mugs of coffee and listening to the light rain.1
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Doing that ^^^0
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Always trying to figure out if she's talking to me or someone else0
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Installing a moat around our house so she could live out her princess fantasies0
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Barefoot and pregnant.0
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Wearing crocs and bloated0
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Floating on air0
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In a carb deficiency0
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Lost and alone in a foreign country0
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On cloud 10.20
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