I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Callousedthoughts

Barbecuing ribs with her..in the flames of eternal torment

slimgirljo15

Adding a new soul to my collection

Soon2BSuper

Alphabetizing her Soul Collection

Callousedthoughts

Listening to Soul Asylum non stop

Cyberbartender

I still cant remember.....

FabulousFantasticFifty

Helping him cure his Amnesia 😉

Callousedthoughts

Waking up every morning with her staring at me, then asking "Do you know who you are? Do you know where you are?"

slimgirljo15

Mother to Quads and wife to the first man to get pregnant and give birth..

terrordawg

Hitched! ...to a post... in her basement

happimess01

deleting my therapist's no from my contacts

terrordawg

Putting mine on speed dial 😝

DWBalboa

Absolutely happy! 😍

Cat0703a

Going for walks on the beach daily.

DWBalboa

Feet in the sand and a drink in the hand.

Callousedthoughts

With sand in places I didn't even know I had

slimgirljo15

Rubbing cream on his raw spots

WoodAndCastIron

With whip welts on my back

FabulousFantasticFifty

Seasick and scared being surrounded by water and not knowing how to swim

🌊⛱️🌊😰🤢

Cyberbartender

North Pole how the hell that just happened

FabulousFantasticFifty

Convinced that he had conversations with someone I don't see because I never know what the heck he's talking about! 🤦🤷

Cat0703a

Having dresses for all the occasions! Two closets full!!😳

PlentyofProtein00

Playing dress up and tea party

Callousedthoughts

Dressing down then having pancakes

FabulousFantasticFifty

Getting chubby on 🥞 🤷

PaperDoll_

Skipping and singing show tunes everywhere I went.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Apparently dating a Queen!! 😝😂

PaperDoll_

Getting the royal treatment I deserve.

Soon2BSuper

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Callousedthoughts

It would start out well but over time wed grow distant (he was always out saving something or the other). Eventually I'd become the opposite of him, Bizarro, and wed clash again and again, until we either bonded or only one was left standing.

slimgirljo15

With his heart in my hand.. figuratively people 🙄