I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Cat0703a

Sleeping with one eye open at all times. 👀

DWBalboa

Tied up in her basement.

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Analog_Kid

Moving into her basement

FabulousFantasticFifty

Filing a Missing Persons report

Masyn88

Mysteriously vanishing and living the rest of my days on an island drinking coconut water

happimess01

convincing her she is a 10

Callousedthoughts

Living in a commune with @Cat0703a and @PaperDoll_

Masyn88

Decoding anonymous cryptic invitations sent from some unlisted address in the deep south😶

Soon2BSuper

With a killer sunburn!

The_Tyler_project

With Superman pajamas

Masyn88

Never wearing pyjamas

happimess01

Watching her take a salsa class with her ex bcuz apparently i suck

Masyn88

Lmfao

Throwing out my vacuum, because the above sucks SO much!!!

Soon2BSuper

With animal hair everywhere since she didn't own a vacuum

Callousedthoughts

Watching every Marvel Superhero movie in chronological order because according to him, I just HAD to get the timeline right

FabulousFantasticFifty

Once told me "You're no Lynda Carter!!" When I dressed up like Wonder Woman and snagged him in my Lasso

HEARTBROKEN 💔

Cat0703a

Crazy glueing her heart back together piece by piece.

slimgirljo15

Visiting her in jail after she went on a serial killing spread. She was remorseful and tried to glue her victims back together though.

Callousedthoughts

Visited her in jail too, after she tried smuggling in a veggie tray for @Cat0703a
Not even going to say where that tray was hidden.

slimgirljo15

Callousedthoughts wrote: »

Visited her in jail too, after she tried smuggling in a veggie tray for @Cat0703a
Not even going to say where that tray was hidden.

🙄 you were misinformed, there was no tray just veges

Wandering the desert, dazed and naked 😳

PaperDoll_

Sitting in my nice cool, airconditioned room wondering where she was and debating on the appropriate time to get rid of her clothes.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Buying my clothes back from the Goodwill 🙄

Minion_training_program

In chains in what looks like some sort of dungeon...

I like the way this is going

slimgirljo15

Comparing dungeons

Minion_training_program

Glamping with her through winter times

Callousedthoughts

Also with multiple personalities. Im posting under Duke at the moment (hes a guy with a royal family obsession so named himself duke)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Trying to figure out where that nice (Sane) person I fell for disappeared to.

Cat0703a

Visiting her ex at the asylum every other Sunday for lunch with her.