I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Tigg_er

Meeting all my expectations

NVintage

expecting...

Watching_The_Wheels

Not being the father…(because of my ED issues)

slimgirljo15

With a bun in the oven.. turns out his ED was an eating disorder

happimess01

being asked to butter the bun while it's in the oven

Alinouveau2

Cleaning out the oven. Who puts butter in an oven

Ironwoman1111

Cleaning, cleaning and doing more cleaning. She even called me Cinderella!😠

Watching_The_Wheels

Experimenting and trying new things outside of my comfort zone…

NVintage

persuading him to watch Hallmark movies while drinking muscadine wine....and wearing a lot of flannel.

Watching_The_Wheels

Locked inside her heart-shaped box
and drawn into her magnet tar pit trap for weeks…

slimgirljo15

Scrapping tar and feathers off him..

Onerom1

Having to take care of her kangaroo herd 😄

slimgirljo15

Eating a lot of Roo 🤢😂

rm6335920

in handcuffs

FabulousFantasticFifty

Finding him locked in my Best Friend's basement 😧

Ironwoman1111

Getting traded for a “Pokémon”

Cat0703a

With love notes in my lunch kit. Sure they say “don’t forget to pick up milk on your way home” or “did you remember to bathe, you smell” but I know it’s because she loves me. 🥰

happimess01

Being yelled at for not cleaning up after myself

Watching_The_Wheels

Riding shotgun…

Alinouveau2

Riding the subway

Onerom1

Smoking a lot of herb

jujuking51

A Goth chick

Watching_The_Wheels

Couponing early Sunday mornings…

NVintage

Eating too many Nestle products...

Cat0703a

Re-enacting the chocolate scene with her after having too many drinks

slimgirljo15

In a two mummy and one happy little surprise family.

Cat0703a

Giving her a matching “me time box” for her closet

roger_301

Woke up naked, tied to a bed in a hotel in Prague, with no idea how I got there.

slimgirljo15

Moving to America.

Minion_training_program

In her basement 😏😈