I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Living in a tree house!0
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With warm toes! (Mine are freezing right now)1
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Learning how to make bear claws and beavertails 😋1
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Finally trying a Vegemite sandwich 🥪 😋0
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Eating too much BBQ!0
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In Spain0
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Wearing my sunglasses at night…0
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Freaking out everytime he drove us around at night.0
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Having the time of my life trying on her collection of red lipstick shades💄1
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In jail...due to beating off all the dudes that were trying to interfere0
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Breaking her outta jail just to ask her why she's always "Mad"0
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Letting her wax my eyebrows because she said they made me look mad...😠0
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Filing my income taxes differently…0
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Hiring a lawyer0
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Bare foot and pregnant.. often 🤰0
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Taking care of all her babies while she went hunting fresh peeps for her basement.0
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Me realizing she was only using me to get her mind off @Cat0703a 😜0
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Finding out he was a fortune teller and could read my mind!0
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Always screaming...
"Take off that silly foil helmet, how am I supposed to know what you're thinking??!!0 -
Filing jointly, dancing intermittently and sleeping separately…0
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Sleeping in a rock hard twin bed closer than the 6ft social distancing standards. 😷0
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At her wedding@PaperDoll_ we 💕 you1
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Kidnapped and working at an illegal underground casino 🎰0
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Learning how to dance, swim and initiate conversation…0
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Getting my feet stepped on, nearly drowning and having one sided conversations.0
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Working 15 hour days with her on her “side hustle”0
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becoming a chronic air quoter0
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On a diet of German beer and sausage 😏1
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Inheriting the Basement people.
What do I feed them? 😬0 -
Helping her feed the basement people to the wild animals… I mean, uhm, helping her feed them 😬2
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