I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Alinouveau2

Eating a lot of smores around the fire

hunnahs26

Stealing a car and going for a joyride.... way too much to drink

happimess01

taking selfies together

Cat0703a

With a freezer full of ice cream 🍦

happimess01

with a freezer full of frozen peas 🤕

Ironwoman1111

Owning 49 cats

Watching_The_Wheels

Discovering the depths of my insecurities…

Alinouveau2

Falling head over feet

Watching_The_Wheels

Eating a balanced diet consisting of all the basic food groups…

Alinouveau2

Following the yellow brick road...he said it would lead me to the wiz

dak205

Camping by myself

PaperDoll_

Using his credit card to go shopping and out to eat with my ladies while he’s camping 😏

dak205

With a garbage credit report

PaperDoll_

Never getting serious with him because of his credit score 😬

slimgirljo15

Tied to a tree and drizzled with honey in the American wilderness 😱

PaperDoll_

Becoming a “furry” and putting on my bear costume and prowling the wilderness 😏

dak205

With a sugar rush from licking honey

Cat0703a

In a lot of trouble with PD 😬

dak205

Broke from posting bail, a lot of bail.

Cat0703a

I’m innocent, I tell you, innocent! Wanna see the handcuffs I got to keep?

Happygolucky182

Stranded in New Zealand with a backpack full of granola bars, no change of clothes, and a cassette tape to the soundtrack of dirty dancing….

Alinouveau2

Sore after he kept dropping me while attempting the lift from dirty dancing

dak205

She wished she would've went camping instead of getting dropped repeatedly

Alinouveau2

Travelling the world in search of the best mac n cheese

dak205

A broken shell of a man after being dumped for a mac and cheese quest.

Cat0703a

Never eating Mac n Cheese in front of him in solidarity (please note I’ll draw the line at forgoing it entirely 😅)

Happygolucky182

Missing all of my hats and 3 of my good pens 🤷🏻

Alinouveau2

With a trunk full of hats!

dak205

A couple of new hats that were oddly already broken in

slimgirljo15

Moving Colorado