I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

happimess01

Discussing art and getting some quality traveling advice

slimgirljo15

Swinging 😳 🤣😂

honey_honey_12

Getting my passport renewed,
making plans to visit Australia.

PaperDoll_

Left alone while she went on many Australian vacations.

slimgirljo15

Pregnant by turkey baster 🤣😂

Cat0703a

With funny tasting turkey 🤢

FabulousFantasticFifty

Eating turkey sandwiches that she'd never eat with me 🤨

honey_honey_12

learning how to reno my house myself 😊

Cat0703a

Seeing this beauty’s face finally! 😊

AdamAthletic

On top of my selfie game!

slimgirljo15

Getting to see the Queen 😃

FabulousFantasticFifty

Learning how to curtsies correctly and how to use my filter 🥺🤭

Ironwoman1111

Ugly crying!
She broke up with me after dinner. I started crying, then everyone around us started clapping because they thought she was proposing.

Soon2BSuper

Waking up with a butterfly shaped branding across my chest.

PaperDoll_

Branding him with a giraffe 🦒

Soon2BSuper

Blissfully living a quiet life with our herd of baby giraffes

slimgirljo15

Opening a zoo 😂

FabulousFantasticFifty

Reminding her to bathe first thing after coming home from the zoo 😖🦨🐘🦍

slimgirljo15

Learning renovation techniques

DSwales111

Totally jacked

FabulousFantasticFifty

Living in Wales 😋

Watching_The_Wheels

Never asking for directions…

honey_honey_12

Becoming entranced from watching the wheels go round and round. 😉

PaperDoll_

Having to keep her from walking out into traffic because she was in a trance 🛞

slimgirljo15

Buried in the desert .. dawg did it 😱

Watching_The_Wheels

Working part time in a five-and-dime, walking like an Egyptian with nothing but boring stories of glory days…

Alinouveau2

Debating if video really did kill the radio star

Watching_The_Wheels

Deleting all 38 profiles on social media (except for MySpace)…

Alinouveau2

Getting excited when AOL told me "you've got mail"

Watching_The_Wheels

Suddenly and hopelessly devoted to the summer nights whilst getting physical…