I Dated The Above and Ended Up...

Alinouveau2

Changing my name and phone number

FabulousFantasticFifty

Losing a toe in a Freak skating accident. 😰

Ironwoman1111

Delivering 6 babies in the back of her Uber

FabulousFantasticFifty

Chasing away her admirers hour upon hour

Watching_The_Wheels

Only watching movies that were either documentaries or based on a true story…

Alinouveau2

With a pet iguana

AdamAthletic

With far better taste in trainers

slimgirljo15

Lost in the wilderness.. him and his hiking 🙄🤣

happimess01

With her telling me "it's not cheating if I just do it with other women"

honey_honey_12

being his “wing man”. 😁

happimess01

Discussing art and getting some quality traveling advice

slimgirljo15

Swinging 😳 🤣😂

honey_honey_12

Getting my passport renewed,
making plans to visit Australia.

PaperDoll_

Left alone while she went on many Australian vacations.

slimgirljo15

Pregnant by turkey baster 🤣😂

Cat0703a

With funny tasting turkey 🤢

FabulousFantasticFifty

Eating turkey sandwiches that she'd never eat with me 🤨

honey_honey_12

learning how to reno my house myself 😊

Cat0703a

Seeing this beauty’s face finally! 😊

AdamAthletic

On top of my selfie game!

slimgirljo15

Getting to see the Queen 😃

FabulousFantasticFifty

Learning how to curtsies correctly and how to use my filter 🥺🤭

Ironwoman1111

Ugly crying!
She broke up with me after dinner. I started crying, then everyone around us started clapping because they thought she was proposing.

Soon2BSuper

Waking up with a butterfly shaped branding across my chest.

PaperDoll_

Branding him with a giraffe 🦒

Soon2BSuper

Blissfully living a quiet life with our herd of baby giraffes

slimgirljo15

Opening a zoo 😂

FabulousFantasticFifty

Reminding her to bathe first thing after coming home from the zoo 😖🦨🐘🦍

slimgirljo15

Learning renovation techniques

DSwales111

Totally jacked