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I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Trying to get her to call her friend over to join us0
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We didn't date cause I stood him up0
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Living in America0
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Chained to an old radiator in her basement0
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A lot stronger....0
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He reminded too much of character from Breaking Bad.0
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Being reminded why I only love tacos0
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Crying cause I'm more of a warm apple pie...1
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Ending it Because she had to watch American pie twice a day.. Religiously..0
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Ending it because it is Cherry Pie for me or nothing....0
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I'm ending cause I just remembered that I'm not gay0
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Furious cause his vanilla filling left stains everywhere!1
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She lied and said she liked my vanilla filling.0
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I ended up.. In a mental institution trying to get all the stains out of the satin sheets!0
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She put me in a mental institution for the stains she caused on the sheets.0
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kicking his a55 cause he kept saying the stains in the satin sheets where gum stains! I mean dude.. Seriously?0
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We broke up cause of domestic abuse in home. I kept telling her I can't help my "gum" stains.0
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Figuring out those weren't gum stains on my jacket I lent him0
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With soggy clothes when we went out on date nights
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Helping him remove the gum stains from his jacket.0
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Discovering she only wanted me so she can rock my collection of jackets0
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Discovering his wardrobe contained more than just a great selection of jackets.0
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Enjoying watching her walk around in just my dress shirts0
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Tied to the bed in nothing but a dress shirt.0
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With every single dress shirt eventually on the floor0
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Blushing, constantly!
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Doing my best to not get to freaky in public haha0
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Buying his porche0
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becoming a pirate so I was close the sea gal0
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Traveling the seven seas0
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