Creepiest MFPers?!?
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Jtegirl1 is stalking me !
Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.
She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.
..... not that I'm complaining.
Better now?
Marry me
I thought you would never ask.
Can I be your bit on the side then
Sister wives!
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There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.0
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »This thread is useless unless the creepy MFPers are named.
But it's illegal to name names
Yeah, you'll get thrown in jail.0 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »Jtegirl1 is stalking me !
Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.
She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.
..... not that I'm complaining.
Better now?
I have yet to get a creepy PM from her, so either she's not creepy or I'm not desirable. I'm sure we all know which it is.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Jtegirl1 is stalking me !
Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.
She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.
..... not that I'm complaining.
Better now?
I have yet to get a creepy PM from her, so either she's not creepy or I'm not desirable. I'm sure we all know which it is.
check your PM's
OMG, so bossy.0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »Hey are you a creep?
Will you talk creepy to me?
Get your creep on, dude.
This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.
PM me, dammit!0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Hey are you a creep?
Will you talk creepy to me?
Get your creep on, dude.
This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.
PM me, dammit!
Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.
Hi [insert name here]
You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
Sincerely,
[sender]
But I like spiders.0 -
Great post! Yeah just experienced a little of that today for the first time. Told I was sexy then got asked if I was married right off the bat. Hmmm this isn't Tinder, not OK Cupid, pretty sure not Match, definitely not Craigslist casual encounters (well, I haven't seen a dong pick yet). I was taken off guard. I'm focused on my diet not dudes!0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Hey are you a creep?
Will you talk creepy to me?
Get your creep on, dude.
This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.
PM me, dammit!
Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.
Hi [insert name here]
You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
Sincerely,
[sender]
Clowns?
Please no PMs or friend requests.
I can do creepy all day long but I draw the line at clowns.0 -
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Lol wow... this is like the third thread I've ever seen and arguably one of the funniest.1
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Hey are you a creep?
Will you talk creepy to me?
Get your creep on, dude.
This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.
PM me, dammit!
Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.
Hi [insert name here]
You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
Sincerely,
[sender]
Clowns?
Please no PMs or friend requests.
I can do creepy all day long but I draw the line at clowns.
Ha!! I'm too creepy for you! I think I get a Trophy or something now.
You? Creepy?
Nah... just don't wear a clown mask and we're good.
As for the trophy..... what should it look like?0 -
fattinater wrote: »Great post! Yeah just experienced a little of that today for the first time. Told I was sexy then got asked if I was married right off the bat. Hmmm this isn't Tinder, not OK Cupid, pretty sure not Match, definitely not Craigslist casual encounters (well, I haven't seen a dong pick yet). I was taken off guard. I'm focused on my diet not dudes!
Are you married? Would you like to see my junk?1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Hey are you a creep?
Will you talk creepy to me?
Get your creep on, dude.
This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.
PM me, dammit!
Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.
Hi [insert name here]
You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
Sincerely,
[sender]
Clowns?
Please no PMs or friend requests.
I can do creepy all day long but I draw the line at clowns.
Ha!! I'm too creepy for you! I think I get a Trophy or something now.
You? Creepy?
Nah... just don't wear a clown mask and we're good.
As for the trophy..... what should it look like?
Long and torpedoish...0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Hey are you a creep?
Will you talk creepy to me?
Get your creep on, dude.
This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.
PM me, dammit!
Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.
Hi [insert name here]
You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
Sincerely,
[sender]
Clowns?
Please no PMs or friend requests.
I can do creepy all day long but I draw the line at clowns.
Ha!! I'm too creepy for you! I think I get a Trophy or something now.
You? Creepy?
Nah... just don't wear a clown mask and we're good.
As for the trophy..... what should it look like?
Long and torpedoish...
I was thinking like a crown of broccoli
Kinky.
And impressive.0 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Jtegirl1 is stalking me !
Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.
She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.
..... not that I'm complaining.
Better now?
Marry me
I thought you would never ask.
Can I be your bit on the side then
How could I possibly refuse?
You, sir, are a slut!
You say that like it's a bad thing.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Jtegirl1 is stalking me !
Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.
She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.
..... not that I'm complaining.
Better now?
Marry me
I thought you would never ask.
Can I be your bit on the side then
How could I possibly refuse?
You, sir, are a slut!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations
I want to party with you!
Bring the cake.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Jtegirl1 is stalking me !
Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.
She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.
..... not that I'm complaining.
Better now?
Marry me
I thought you would never ask.
Can I be your bit on the side then
How could I possibly refuse?
You, sir, are a slut!
I actually have standards.
Incredibly low ones.... but they're there!2 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Jtegirl1 is stalking me !
Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.
She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.
..... not that I'm complaining.
Better now?
Marry me
I thought you would never ask.
Can I be your bit on the side then
How could I possibly refuse?
You, sir, are a slut!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations
I want to party with you!
Bring the cake.
It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.
Awesome.
I'll have several cans of whipped cream on hand.1
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