Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    Sister wives!

    ;)
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.

    I think I know who you mean
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    This thread is useless unless the creepy MFPers are named.

    But it's illegal to name names

    Yeah, you'll get thrown in jail.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.

    Name them. In Pig Latin
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.

    Who?! Who?!

    Who are you.

    Who, who, who who?
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    I have yet to get a creepy PM from her, so either she's not creepy or I'm not desirable. I'm sure we all know which it is.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    I have yet to get a creepy PM from her, so either she's not creepy or I'm not desirable. I'm sure we all know which it is.

    check your PM's ;)

    OMG, so bossy.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Hey are you a creep?
    Will you talk creepy to me?
    Get your creep on, dude.

    This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.

    PM me, dammit!
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Hey are you a creep?
    Will you talk creepy to me?
    Get your creep on, dude.

    This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.

    PM me, dammit!

    Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.

    Hi [insert name here]
    You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
    Sincerely,
    [sender]

    But I like spiders.
  • GrowingGlow
    GrowingGlow Posts: 10 Member
    Great post! Yeah just experienced a little of that today for the first time. Told I was sexy then got asked if I was married right off the bat. Hmmm this isn't Tinder, not OK Cupid, pretty sure not Match, definitely not Craigslist casual encounters (well, I haven't seen a dong pick yet). I was taken off guard. I'm focused on my diet not dudes!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    fattinater wrote: »
    I'm focused on my diet not dudes!

    Yeah, we'll need to work on that,

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Hey are you a creep?
    Will you talk creepy to me?
    Get your creep on, dude.

    This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.

    PM me, dammit!

    Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.

    Hi [insert name here]
    You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
    Sincerely,
    [sender]

    Clowns?

    Please no PMs or friend requests.

    I can do creepy all day long but I draw the line at clowns.
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  • jayjsee
    jayjsee Posts: 46 Member
    Lol wow... this is like the third thread I've ever seen and arguably one of the funniest.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Hey are you a creep?
    Will you talk creepy to me?
    Get your creep on, dude.

    This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.

    PM me, dammit!

    Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.

    Hi [insert name here]
    You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
    Sincerely,
    [sender]

    Clowns?

    Please no PMs or friend requests.

    I can do creepy all day long but I draw the line at clowns.

    Ha!! I'm too creepy for you! I think I get a Trophy or something now.

    You? Creepy?

    Nah... just don't wear a clown mask and we're good.

    As for the trophy..... what should it look like?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    fattinater wrote: »
    Great post! Yeah just experienced a little of that today for the first time. Told I was sexy then got asked if I was married right off the bat. Hmmm this isn't Tinder, not OK Cupid, pretty sure not Match, definitely not Craigslist casual encounters (well, I haven't seen a dong pick yet). I was taken off guard. I'm focused on my diet not dudes!

    Are you married? Would you like to see my junk?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Hey are you a creep?
    Will you talk creepy to me?
    Get your creep on, dude.

    This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.

    PM me, dammit!

    Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.

    Hi [insert name here]
    You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
    Sincerely,
    [sender]

    Clowns?

    Please no PMs or friend requests.

    I can do creepy all day long but I draw the line at clowns.

    Ha!! I'm too creepy for you! I think I get a Trophy or something now.

    You? Creepy?

    Nah... just don't wear a clown mask and we're good.

    As for the trophy..... what should it look like?

    Long and torpedoish...
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Hey are you a creep?
    Will you talk creepy to me?
    Get your creep on, dude.

    This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.

    PM me, dammit!

    Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.

    Hi [insert name here]
    You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
    Sincerely,
    [sender]

    Clowns?

    Please no PMs or friend requests.

    I can do creepy all day long but I draw the line at clowns.

    Ha!! I'm too creepy for you! I think I get a Trophy or something now.

    You? Creepy?

    Nah... just don't wear a clown mask and we're good.

    As for the trophy..... what should it look like?

    Long and torpedoish...

    I was thinking like a crown of broccoli

    Kinky.

    And impressive.
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    I actually have standards.



    Incredibly low ones.... but they're there!
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    Awesome.

    I'll have several cans of whipped cream on hand.
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