Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    Natch.




    with rhymes with..... well, you know.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Amateur.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Atta Girl!
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    This thread really needs photographs....
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Bras are for company and going out. Pants are on a tbd basis.

    Lol. I wish I lived closer to you.

    Her windows are already being creeped in.
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Today was the first day I put a bra on in I don't even know how long. But it's too damn cold here to go without pants.

    Am i the only one who always wears a bra cause otherwise the girls are kinda sad and pathetic?
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Bras are for company and going out. Pants are on a tbd basis.

    Lol. I wish I lived closer to you.

    Her windows are already being creeped in.

    I line them with tin foil. Nobody can creep in my windows. Not even the aliens...anymore.

    I just wanna have a standing Sunday brunch date with you. Pick your brain over cocktails and French toast.

    What if she wants cocktails and poptarts instead of cocktails and French Toast?

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Today was the first day I put a bra on in I don't even know how long. But it's too damn cold here to go without pants.

    Am i the only one who always wears a bra cause otherwise the girls are kinda sad and pathetic?

    I almost always wear one because I am up and down the stairs a lot and I get sick of holding them as I run down the stairs

    Mine are sad and pathetic too. I just don't care.

    I just don't like the floppy feeling. Makes me feel old
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?

    You, sir, are a slut!

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    No, I am actually thinking about baking him a cake as a congratulations

    I want to party with you!




    Bring the cake.

    It's going to be an extra large cake, like person size. Someone will have to wheel it in for me.
    Don't worry if you don't see me right away, I'll be there.

    What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to this shindig?

    Just show up with a smile and an open mind.

    But no pants. I'm sure he was thinking that and just didn't want to say it.

    It's implied.

    I already took them off

    I haven't worn any in two days

    Today was the first day I put a bra on in I don't even know how long. But it's too damn cold here to go without pants.

    Am i the only one who always wears a bra cause otherwise the girls are kinda sad and pathetic?

    I almost always wear one because I am up and down the stairs a lot and I get sick of holding them as I run down the stairs

    Mine are sad and pathetic too. I just don't care.

    Is anyone else turned on, or is it just me?
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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Bras are for company and going out. Pants are on a tbd basis.

    well please don't consider me company. consider me like family
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