Flirting
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Youf*ckers are killing me. I'm still trying to finish reading the Creeper thread and now this one. I can't keep up with all this and try to work
ps...I don't flirt, nor am I nice so I don't have these problems.
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That's my word for: "If I can still get that whole word out of my mouth, you need to put in more effort"3 -
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Why can't the safe word just be "safe"? Who says that while boinking?0
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »
Only One?0 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
Only One?
Beggars can't be choosers. I'll take whatever she wants me to have!
Boy Howdy...
You have the very best attitude.0 -
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Oh good. So the one my guy gave me @InTheBackDoor69 still works
Wait....that's not registered as a MFP username yet? *Creates second account*4 -
I've learned that: *kitten*meharder
.... Probably isn't the best safe word.2 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »BrinaBecnel wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »Damn, this post got real serious.
I know, right? I was just asking if my intentions are clear, is it still okay to be playful and still joke around like I normally do. But I think people are taking it as me saying "come here big boy" and then pushing him off when he gets there.
Maybe your definition of flirting is different from other definitions. Maybe it's more like joking than flirting. But then people are attracted to humor.. Which is my problem.
Truth. Everyone's definition is probably different. My problem is people are attracted to my face. Then they see my rack, inevitably then they see my perfect *kitten*, and my exceptional sense of style. Then I open my mouth and not only do I spit pearls of wisdom, I'm also funny as *kitten*. It's a real problem.
This is true, she has the most exceptional rack and kitten I've never seen.2 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
:huh:
I can imagine maybe before or after, for example,
Bankers, "It's time to make a deposit, as per the regulations of banking, into the safe."
Baseball Players, "It's time to slide into homebase, as per the regulations of baseball, and.... safe."0 -
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jjewell1981 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »BrinaBecnel wrote: »PersianKitty94 wrote: »Damn, this post got real serious.
I know, right? I was just asking if my intentions are clear, is it still okay to be playful and still joke around like I normally do. But I think people are taking it as me saying "come here big boy" and then pushing him off when he gets there.
Maybe your definition of flirting is different from other definitions. Maybe it's more like joking than flirting. But then people are attracted to humor.. Which is my problem.
Truth. Everyone's definition is probably different. My problem is people are attracted to my face. Then they see my rack, inevitably then they see my perfect *kitten*, and my exceptional sense of style. Then I open my mouth and not only do I spit pearls of wisdom, I'm also funny as *kitten*. It's a real problem.
This is true, she has the most exceptional rack and kitten I've never seen.
I'm hoping for a filthy pm with high resolution , vector artwork images attached....
Bedroom wall murals and vehicle wraps require good artwork.0 -
Oh good. So the one my guy gave me @InTheBackDoor69 still works
Wait....that's not registered as a MFP username yet? *Creates second account*
That's a triple threat. A username, safe word and an itinerary. Best to keep it simple0 -
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*kitten*-oww?0
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slivesey77 wrote: »
A person dressed as a marvel character watching me get it on....that's my biggest fantasy
(my contribution to the creeper confessions)5 -
slivesey77 wrote: »
A person dressed as a marvel character watching me get it on....that's my biggest fantasy
(my contribution to the creeper confessions)
The Blob is a Marvel character. Just sayin'.
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Mole Man can watch too
and The Toad can DEFINITELY watch
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
Only One?
Beggars can't be choosers. I'll take whatever she wants me to have!
Oh there will be more than one. Of what I'm not at liberty to say
There is probably a gif that would relay my excitement out there somewhere but I don't know how to post those so Ima just tell you I am putty in your hands.
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