Flirting

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  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Flirt line #88 -"Is ur daddy a baker?Cuz uve got some nice buns!" ...Oh hell yea ...Using that one tomorrow...That shouldn't be awkward at all ....
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Lmao
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    kwph wrote: »
    Flirt line #88 -"Is ur daddy a baker?Cuz uve got some nice buns!" ...Oh hell yea ...Using that one tomorrow...That shouldn't be awkward at all ....

    If I tried a similar line to that line it would probably come out "is your dad a chef? I'd like to taste his balls. I mean not his actual balls....his meatballs. But not his....I meant yours. Well not your balls, I meant your meatballs. I assume you guys keep it in the family. Well not "IT". I mean the recipe....." then I'd just walk away. This is why I do not flirt.

    Lol! I <3 you.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    kwph wrote: »
    Flirt line #88 -"Is ur daddy a baker?Cuz uve got some nice buns!" ...Oh hell yea ...Using that one tomorrow...That shouldn't be awkward at all ....

    If I tried a similar line to that line it would probably come out "is your dad a chef? I'd like to taste his balls. I mean not his actual balls....his meatballs. But not his....I meant yours. Well not your balls, I meant your meatballs. I assume you guys keep it in the family. Well not "IT". I mean the recipe....." then I'd just walk away. This is why I do not flirt.

    :o so were you flirting when you said..you love tacos and wanted to try mine because its an aussie taco and you'd never had one? Cause I totally thought you were .. ;)
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  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    kwph wrote: »

    It is true I've never had an Aussie taco.

    Neither have I - count me in
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »

    It is true I've never had an Aussie taco.

    Neither have I. Count me in!
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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    some ppl are naturally flirty, it's so damn annoying. They lead us normal folk on all the time and break our hearts. Ppl should not flirt unless they intend to make bump bump.

    :o
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Flirting can be so much fun
  • ericatoday
    ericatoday Posts: 454 Member
    Nope if you say "hey I like talking to you and I like flirting but that is as far as it will ever go with us I'm not interested in that way" then its not stringing someone along who decides to stick around.
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    I'm sorry....Harmless flirting...Not headgames ....that's wrong
  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I tried to flirt with my husband today. He asked me if I was feeling okay. :neutral:

    Hahaha
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I tried to flirt with my husband today. He asked me if I was feeling okay. :neutral:

    Lmao.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Canehdn wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I tried to flirt with my husband today. He asked me if I was feeling okay. :neutral:

    Hahaha
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I tried to flirt with my husband today. He asked me if I was feeling okay. :neutral:

    Lmao.

    The usual reaction to my attempts to flirt...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I tried to flirt with my husband today. He asked me if I was feeling okay. :neutral:

    Sadly, I try a lot and it goes un noticed mostly.
  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I tried to flirt with my husband today. He asked me if I was feeling okay. :neutral:

    Sadly, I try a lot and it goes un noticed mostly.

    Oh no he didn't (I don't really know how to type the attitude version of "didn't")

    Remember, ladies, men are not the sharpest tools in the shed. Sometimes a good kick in the *kitten* is what we need. We usually think everyone is flirting when no one is or no one is when they are. It's very confusing!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    So my being half naked and asking if he really had to leave for work was too subtle? Crap. I need lessons.
  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
    edited February 2017
    Did you have chicken wings? Probably not....lesson learned.

    Yeah that I can't defend. Sorry
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    So my being half naked and asking if he really had to leave for work was too subtle? Crap. I need lessons.

    I would love to be given those options like that. I'd be home.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    So chicken wings + boobs is the successful formula for flirting? *takes notes
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    So chicken wings + boobs is the successful formula for flirting? *takes notes

    Would work for me. Already had wings tonight....

    *crosses fingers*
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    So my being half naked and asking if he really had to leave for work was too subtle? Crap. I need lessons.

    I would love to be given those options like that. I'd be home.

    He works, literally, across the street. And has no set schedule. Maybe I should have brushed my hair first.

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?
  • Canehdn
    Canehdn Posts: 122 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?

    Would you be making some lingerie out of said bacon?

  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Canehdn wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?

    Would you be making some lingerie out of said bacon?

    Meat lingerie? I need to wear it? I was just gonna serve it wearing an apron.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Canehdn wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?

    Would you be making some lingerie out of said bacon?

    Meat lingerie? I need to wear it? I was just gonna serve it wearing an apron.

    Maybe wear some red heels too. The color red is sexually attractive and it's linked with passion.

  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    Canehdn wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »

    Or made bacon. Would bacon work?

    Would you be making some lingerie out of said bacon?

    Meat lingerie? I need to wear it? I was just gonna serve it wearing an apron.

    Maybe wear some red heels too. The color red is sexually attractive and it's linked with passion.

    My apron is red!
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    I think there's gonna be a lot red when there's bloodshed
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