Badly explain your hobby

cee134

JeromeBarry1 wrote: »

I play chess badly. OK, I'm participating in a large community of chess players at chess.com and I'm in the 80th percentile of that crowd, which is about the 95th percentile of all humans who know the rules of the game.

Me too.

Gimsteinn

I push myself to my limit everyday, sweating and panting, sometimes even screaming. Until I can't take it anymore and lie down wile I try catching my breath.

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thisonetimeatthegym

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

I occasionally walk and walk and walk yet never get anywhere while I watch fake people trapped in a box ,that hangs on my wall, live fake lives that are so much more exciting than my own

The fake lives of the people in the box are also more exiting than the real lives of the people when they are not in the box.

RunHardBeStrong

RoxieDawn wrote: »

Look at puffy white clouds and make shapes, the shapes sometimes look like the people I hate or want something bad to happen to them, sometimes they are cute shapes too.

I only seem to see penizez when I look at cloud shapes. Weird. I know.

Gimsteinn

@happilymegan wrote: »

HeyaBerg wrote: »

I push myself to my limit everyday, sweating and panting, sometimes even screaming. Until I can't take it anymore and lie down wile I try catching my breath.

There's a few things this could be

haha hush! don't tell anyone what my hobby really is

cee134

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I take in small, vulnerable, and unwanted *kitten*. Sometimes multiple at a time and nurture them, feed them and keep them warm. Then when they are ready, I give them to other people so they can be enjoyed.

heather_hearts_travel

I willingly sleep uncomfortably in a cramped metal tube and wake up thousands of miles from home. I don't know any people there, I usually don't know the language, and the food is different from what I'm used to. I look at old things or strange landscapes.

thisonetimeatthegym

I like to annoy my neighbors by pressing the same set of very loud black and white steps over and over again until I can press them correctly for the exact amount of time required by the pattern.

I do the exact same thing only with loud metal strings attached to wood.

WatchJoshLift

I like pretending I have these really cool things I do well at but deep down I know I'm not good at anything and my life is really boring.

cee134

I stare at a screen while pressing buttons sometimes.

RoxieDawn

Spend hours in my favorite store, fill up the buggy with all the things I need and want, and then just it there!

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toned_thugs_n_harmony

i like to have balls flying at my face

UpEarly

I carry 25-30 pounds of stuff in a bag for miles and miles, just so I can sleep outside in the dirt.

zorander6

I wonder what idiot thought putting parts of the item I work on in inaccessible places for a human while cursing a blue streak trying to replace said parts. I also sit and stare at dead trees and imagine places that don't exist while sitting in a conditioned environment.

NorthCascades

UpEarly wrote: »

I carry 25-30 pounds of stuff in a bag for miles and miles, just so I can sleep outside in the dirt.

And then sit there, looking at lights in the sky that you can't see at home because of all the lights on the ground there.

RWayne48

I collect the regurgitavite fluids of 50,000 insects and relish in consuming it

OnAllFours

I fondle, rub and blow on balls, while sticking two fingers in the front and one in the back.

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km8907

OnAllFours wrote: »

I fondle, rub and blow on balls, while sticking two fingers in the front and one in the back.

Winner. Everyone go home.

NoelCormier

I breed microorganisms, then drink their byproducts.

truelight_photo_craig

I shoot people and things...

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_John_

I use a hard head on a stiff shaft to spray my balls all over large tracts of manicured land with the goal of finally getting my ball into a little hole.

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Lucy1752

I use two wooden sticks and the spun shearings of ruminating mammals, make loops, knots, twists and more loops repeatedly until it becomes something wearable or a covering for warmth.

thisonetimeatthegym

I like to watch highlight reels of very large men in very tight pants hurl toward each other at top speed trying to advance a pointed leather oval ten more yards. When this fails, they try again. When they succeed, they get to try for ten more yards. At the end of this long, and sometimes laborious to watch process, they dance, a flag is thrown and someone kicks the leather oval. Then the other side gets a turn. This is usually done outside in cold temperatures for some reason.