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Jimb376mfp

I get into frigid water with many overweight ladies, mostly older than me and a couple other old guys like me. We talk and joke while moving around to be able to brag that we did a fifty minute workout to our SOs.
I take my fur kid to an enclosed area so she can relieve herself and I can pretend to not see her do it so I don't have to pick it up. All the regulars meet there to have a place to go.

Reaverie

I permanently disfigure perfectly good pieces of sketch paper.

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dc8066

I sleep on the ground in weird places

manderson27

I purchase things from an electronic box that sits on my lap then take the things I have purchased and twist them into hooks and loops, then I hang sparkly things on them and insert them into holes in my body or tie them around my neck and wrists.

elizakristofferstuen7370

I use all my money on hay and cleaning up "tons" of *kitten* every day

singingflutelady

I run around with a poop emoji on my head spreading awareness, education and fundraising for diseases that involves a lot of things including pooping. I also make and sell poop cookies and cupcakes. I'm a party pooper poop head

Juvenall

I like to walk around the streets of Detroit, look for people I find interesting, and shoot them when they're not expecting it. Sometimes I even sell the pictures.

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BoosDimples

I leave everyone and everything, as quickly as I can, without actually running.
Also, sometimes I enter another world whist never leaving this one by means of using the corpses of murdered trees and plants. Occasionally, I'm digitally warped into another realm where I feck *kitten* up with sword and sorcery.

jennybearlv

I dig lots of holes, run up a high water bill, and force gifts on neighbors all summer.

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DiamondCookies

I get incredibly emotional over people that don't exist and discuss the minor factors of their lives, such as their favorite foods and hobbies, with other people who do exist.

wi_maint_man

I make sawdust

AdamAthletic

Waking up unnecessarily early on days I don't need to;
Heading outside and applying negative force on the pavement whilst simultaneously firing the muscles in my lower legs whilst maintaining an active core.
Following a random pre planned route that has a near guarantee to put all my previously mentioned muscles at failure point with the only dealt destination being the starting point.

Showering and repeating on future days off.

JulieSHelms

I force sheep to have sex, then I eat their babies.

tgardi

I shoot people with little plastic projectiles. Lots of them. Sometimes they shoot me. But on good days not as many as I shoot them. Sometimes I throw things that explode at them.

Another one is I send people to foreign lands, most of the time they come back too.

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tgardi

Lol Airsoft. And I own a travel agency on the side. Although my nephew got this new nerf crossbow thing that is freaking awesome and I may need one.

Motorsheen

JulieSHelms wrote: »

I force sheep to have sex, then I eat their babies.

Hi !

Motorsheen

I Rob Liquor Stores.

Lucy1752

Motorsheen wrote: »

I Rob Liquor Stores.

I think you got it backward...its not define a bad hobby...:)

Here, let me help...

So you use intimidation tactics to obtain desired alcoholic consumables and their profits without remuneration?

You're welcome...not that you needed help. I get that. My bad hobby is needlessly assisting others in a codependent fashion in an attempt to be kind or helpful, often with embarrassing consequences.

You know what? Forget I was here...I'll just go back to shoveling snow.

Miz_T

I like to beat people up and break things.

Motorsheen

Lucy1771 wrote: »

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Motorsheen wrote: »

I Rob Liquor Stores.

I think you got it backward...its not define a bad hobby...:)

Here, let me help...

So you use intimidation tactics to obtain desired alcoholic consumables and their profits without remuneration?

You're welcome...not that you needed help. I get that. My bad hobby is needlessly assisting others in a codependent fashion in an attempt to be kind or helpful, often with embarrassing consequences.

You know what? Forget I was here...I'll just go back to shoveling snow.

Thank you.

... I was just being lazy.

It's working out so far.


Kinda.

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Timshel_

I am always grabbing guys balls, slapping them around, holding my stick and working on my stroke. I switch between forehand and backhanding the balls. Sometime I stroke it deep and sometimes shallow, usally trying to move side to side. It is all about trying to get past love.

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Timshel_

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

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Timshel_ wrote: »

I am always grabbing guys balls, slapping them around, holding my stick and working on my stroke. I switch between forehand and backhanding the balls. Sometime I stroke it deep and sometimes shallow, usally trying to move side to side. It is all about trying to get past love.

Smiley face with the hearts for eyes emoji

Thumbs up, knuckle bump, knuckle bump.

NorthCascades

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I use multi-billion dollar satellites to find Tupperware in the woods.

I stole somebody's geocache once. Left the trail on a hike, saw something in the end of a tree, figured it was garbage left behind at somebody's camp. I realized half way through the drive home.