Worst way to be woken up

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,551 Member
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    Smelling my wife's fart in the middle of the night.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    the police kicking down the door then rolling you over and slapping on handcuffs


    night after night after night....
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    Parents yelling at each other and fighting, drunk husband opening the entrance door at 2 or 3 am and then keeping everyone awake until the sunlight, loud explosion at the nearby factory or whatever the hell it was and a small land shake after that, waking up in a strange basement and realizing it's not nightmare, nightmares of any kind, a distant friend calling at 3 am and keeping you on the phone bawling because her gf#35789 broke up with her when you have to get up at 5:30 and work 12+ (learned how to only allow certain ##s after hours really quick after that)), possibilities are endless
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    MsAmandaNJ wrote: »
    I did wake up the other night because the cat peed on me. That was pretty bad.

    But warm, yes? :/

    I thought she was being cute, putting her warm paw on my side...then reality hit. It got cold quick.

    OMG...I can't imagine. That smell is awful too. I'd probably kill the cat.
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    Cockroach to the face was the worst. I didn't sleep in that bed for 3 months like it mattered moving to the couch but it made me feel better. Centipede down my back was also a horrible feeling to wake up to. Nothing freaks me out like bugs crawling on my skin.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    I think the news of someone's death is probably the worse ever. Some of these others, like practical jokes and peeing animals warrant murder.
  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    I know that feeling. Not only half asleep but not sure how you're supposed to wake him up without making it worse. We used to leave the TV on as an immediate distraction and kind of brings you back to reality a little quicker.

    Weather Channel is a gift from the gods...tunes me right out and back to sleep and keeps him distracted. And the dog. He guffs about her licking him and nestling with him, but she calms him.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    hearing the sound of one of your children puking then splatter on the floor

    I am a HORRIBLY deep sleeper- until I hear the unmistakable sound of the "pre puke" a cat makes while they are coughing something up. "ugck ugck ugck- ugckkkkkkk splat"

    It wakes me up. Every.Single.Time.
  • Racouol
    Racouol Posts: 53 Member
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    KyleGrace8 wrote: »
    Centipede down my back was also a horrible feeling to wake up to.

    Understandable especially with how big some centipedes get.
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    being woken up by a fire alarm scares the *kitten* out of me
  • YoungIronG
    YoungIronG Posts: 125 Member
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    lorena bobette
  • MikeinNOLA
    MikeinNOLA Posts: 91 Member
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    Being shaken and hearing, "Somebody just opened our front door."
  • Rocknut53
    Rocknut53 Posts: 1,794 Member
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    The cat gnawing on something (mouse???) beside the bed, the smell of skunk wafting in the window from outside, a child puking (days long gone, thank goodness), bad dream where I just stepped off a cliff.
  • Rocknut53
    Rocknut53 Posts: 1,794 Member
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    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Smelling my wife's fart in the middle of the night.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    You must be mistaken, women don't fart. :D
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »
    OP I take it you don't have kids? Once you do uninterrupted sleep becomes a distant memory...

    Yours must be young. I have 3 teenagers and I promise there is light at the end of the tunnel. Sometimes it 2 in the afternoon before anyone is stirring and I'm not gonna lie, I like it.

    I would like it too! The oldest is 11 and I love how late he sleeps. The youngest is 1 so I have a while to go until I get to sleep late...
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
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    Rocknut53 wrote: »
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Smelling my wife's fart in the middle of the night.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    You must be mistaken, women don't fart. :D

    True. We simply exhale from behind.

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