Gaseous beauty- have to vent
Bucknutz247
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As the title states there is this woman who seems to find her way next to me on the elliptical most mornings who is absolutely intoxicating in Every way possible. Body, eyes hair and from chatting with here smart and funny. But every day she gases me out so bad. Lol . Ever happen to anyone else?
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And newbies are told these are just elevation masks.
Now you know.
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Crack out the baked beans.
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »Eat a plate full of scrambled eggs with broccoli tonight. Beat her to the punch tomorrow morning.
I was going to suggest beans and brussel sprouts ...1 -
happimess1 wrote: »You must be new to the gym. Passing gas pushes you ahead increasing your pace and is used primarily during HIIT training, sort of like a nitro boost.
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »Eat a plate full of scrambled eggs with broccoli tonight. Beat her to the punch tomorrow morning.
I was going to suggest beans and brussel sprouts ...
Especially Brussels Sprouts! OMG I can clear out a room after eating those!!! Yikes0 -
My shadow does gas me out.0
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Lol hilarious. Fart safety blanket3
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Bucknutz247 wrote: »As the title states there is this woman who seems to find her way next to me on the elliptical most mornings who is absolutely intoxicating in Every way possible. Body, eyes hair and from chatting with here smart and funny. But every day she gases me out so bad. Lol . Ever happen to anyone else?
She's challenging you.0 -
While were on the subject...lmao!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko0pOhBOXIM 0 -
I clearly need to spend more time in the Chit Chat forum of MFP.5
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fitoverfortymom wrote: »I clearly need to spend more time in the Chit Chat forum of MFP.
You do. It is a fun place.0 -
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I'm a gaseous beauty right about now.
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KyleGrace8 wrote: »I'm a gaseous beauty right about now.
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What you need is a nice, healthy serving of Jerusalem artichokes, AKA FARTICHOKES. They didn't earn that nick name for nothing. I understand that gas must be passed, maybe she has a medical reason for this but I am sure she knows she has such gas. If she insists on getting next to people and gassing them out, you must fight fire with fire sir.1
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lol Kyle grace. Stay away from the elliptical1
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Large chorizo, egg, cheese and potato burrito with a side of refried beans for breakfast.
Who won't be doing squats today?
This guy!2 -
lol I'm sooo tempted to drop a bomb just to see her reaction.1
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DO IT. Then please come back and tell us about it! LOL! 2
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Bucknutz247 wrote: »lol I'm sooo tempted to drop a bomb just to see her reaction.
Do it! And give a little wink. Report back tomorrow!0 -
I think you should turn it into a full on farting competition. Look her in the eye and say 'Lady, you call that a trump?'
Then blow her eyebrows off.
I predict you'll be married in 6 months.8 -
Wow. Don't hold out on the details, man.
Were there any fruity notes?
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