Gaseous beauty- have to vent

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    KyleGrace8 wrote: »
    I'm a gaseous beauty right about now. :/

    http://www.tzr.io/yarn-clip/d4926249-a22d-4f4e-be61-6f522e2357db
  • ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken
    ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken Posts: 1,530 Member
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    What you need is a nice, healthy serving of Jerusalem artichokes, AKA FARTICHOKES. They didn't earn that nick name for nothing. I understand that gas must be passed, maybe she has a medical reason for this but I am sure she knows she has such gas. If she insists on getting next to people and gassing them out, you must fight fire with fire sir.
  • Bucknutz247
    Bucknutz247 Posts: 224 Member
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    lol Kyle grace. Stay away from the elliptical
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Large chorizo, egg, cheese and potato burrito with a side of refried beans for breakfast.

    Who won't be doing squats today?

    This guy!
  • Bucknutz247
    Bucknutz247 Posts: 224 Member
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    lol I'm sooo tempted to drop a bomb just to see her reaction.
  • ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken
    ThatUserNameIsAllReadyTaken Posts: 1,530 Member
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    DO IT. Then please come back and tell us about it! LOL! :D
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    Bucknutz247 wrote: »
    lol I'm sooo tempted to drop a bomb just to see her reaction.

    Do it! And give a little wink. Report back tomorrow!
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited January 2017
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    Wow. Don't hold out on the details, man.

    Were there any fruity notes?

  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    This is my favorite thread :D
  • shellyld2016
    shellyld2016 Posts: 288 Member
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    Take some glade with you to spray. She may get the point that it's just gross and in no way cute. ☹️
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    Wait you said she was a no show but then she walks towards you?
  • Bucknutz247
    Bucknutz247 Posts: 224 Member
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    No show yesterday.. sorry
  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    edited January 2017
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    So she walked up to you and thanked you for taking the blame for her big stinky fart? And asked for your phone number so she can use you as her personal fart-beard in the future?
    Hmmm
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Sounds totally legitimate to me
  • Hungry_Angler
    Hungry_Angler Posts: 175 Member
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    Bucknutz247 wrote: »
    UPDATE.. she was a no show yesterday. Because of the winter storm were having, The gym was pretty scarce with bodies. So instead of going to the elliptical Machine I normally use, I migrated to the very far end where I don't normally go. About 15 minutes into my routine I see you're walking towards the cardio Equipment. She breifly looks around and then she makes her way down towards me. It probably wasn't five minutes into her routine when the funk came up and punched me right in the nose. I had my head on the morning that I was going to retaliate, but I Must have a shy spincter because I had nothing to fire back. Feeling kind of defeated I went about my routine. Then all of a sudden what could only be described as a "dude", looks directly at me and says "yo buddy you should take that outside".. in my head I had all intentions of ratting her out. But what came out of my mouth was "hey man I'm sorry" I totally pussed out. Her look of panic suddenly turned into a grin. To make this long story a little shorter, when I was on my way out the door she approach me said thank you and gave me your number. What? I can't wait to see where this goes. Lol

    She wants to sit and fart on your face. It's a thing.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
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    The Knight in Stinky Armour.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    @Bucknutz247 - Serious with you and your luck!

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