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Gaseous beauty- have to vent
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Hahahahaaaa!!! This thread made my day. Bucknutz, you are my new hero.2
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My life is now complete.
I've found my tribe.3 -
I'm old fashion. I'd never do that in public or at least never own up to it1
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I'll keep you posted with her explanation. I have to ask0
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Lol any questions got her?0
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Ask her if she eats allot of beans.0
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Can she fart in tune?1
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How many times has she cleared the room and how many were present at the time?1
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As a purty lady who likes to cut the cheese, I have perfected the art of dropping silent f-bombs in public places and then looking around haughtily as if disgusted. No one ever suspects me. So my question is, if she's so flatulent why hasn't she too developed this skill?2
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »ugh I thought this thread was about the sun
Or Jupiter1 -
Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »ugh I thought this thread was about the sun
Or Jupiter
Nope. It was all about Uranus.9 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »ugh I thought this thread was about the sun
Nope its from where the sun don't shine.2 -
I read an article yesterday about gassing your partner can be good for them. Take huge whiffs for your health, my friend. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2687696/Could-smelling-farts-GOOD-Potent-gas-flatulence-help-prevent-cancer-strokes-heart-attacks-claims-scientists.html0
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Careful, man. Your apparent lack of any sense of smell is probably what attracted her to you. I can just see her thinking, "At last, a man I can be with!" Don't blow it now by revealing the truth!
Actually, I'm dying to know if this was a first or if she often gets dates this way.1 -
How will you explain when people ask how you two met?3
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@Bucknutz247 Your going to marry her I predict. Then you can make and custom paint some clothespins for eachother. They are thoughtful wedding gifts for your partner. Something you can really use. And it sentimental.
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Lmao hilarious0
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Those are painted on both sides. The other side of the blue one (mine) has all red hearts. And the silver one (his) The other side his name and a heart...and more gemstones. Pfff.0
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