Water chestnuts?

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  • Reinvented46
    Reinvented46 Posts: 301 Member
    Giggle
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    You keep this up and I'm going to have to reconsider the dreams I have about you.

    If you are a fan of water chestnuts I certainly don't want "that kind of person" having dreams about me anyways :p

    I just took it as he is going to have to remove the water chestnuts from his dream fantasies, not you.

    Of course. ;)
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.

    what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?

    Nah, they're saltier than that.
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.

    what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?

    Wait what? I've been gone for like 30 minutes, how did it come to this already?!?

    30 minutes is a long time for here... A lot can happen!
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.

    what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?

    Wait what? I've been gone for like 30 minutes, how did it come to this already?!?

    Welcome to MFP.
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.

    what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?

    Wait what? I've been gone for like 30 minutes, how did it come to this already?!?

    30 minutes is a long time for here... A lot can happen!

    I know. I just prefer to be a part of the sinking ship

    Well, we've only hit snail *kitten*, so I think you're still in this.
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  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.

    what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?

    Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!

    They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.

    Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.

    I heard there was somebody on MFP that was looking to be a candidate. Never met him.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Another amazing fact about water chestnuts are canned, unopened water chestnuts will store indefinitely. Once opened, canned tubers will keep up to one week in a bowl of water. Be sure to change the water daily for the freshest product.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.

    what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?

    Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!

    They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.

    Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.

    Craigslist

    Or just wait for some PM's. I'm sure its only a matter of time now.

    Out of all the crazy offers I get via PM, I might take that one up

    Be sure to start an AMA thread about it.

    I will have to learn how to make gifs too

    You want to learn because of the lack of Water Chestnut gifs right?

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    @littlemissbgiff these are Water Caltrops which are related to water chestnuts.

    dr2szdwdkfy5.jpg
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.

    what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?

    Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!

    They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.

    Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.

    Craigslist

    Or just wait for some PM's. I'm sure its only a matter of time now.

    Out of all the crazy offers I get via PM, I might take that one up

    Be sure to start an AMA thread about it.

    I will have to learn how to make gifs too

    You want to learn because of the lack of Water Chestnut gifs right?

    there are plenty....

    eww.gif

    I laughed wayyyyyy harder than this probably deserved
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    @littlemissbgiff these are Water Caltrops which are related to water chestnuts.

    dr2szdwdkfy5.jpg

    Well they look like demons but if they're related, I like them

    Water Caltrops are also known as water chestnut, buffalo nut, bat nut, devil pod, ling nut, lin kok, ling kio nut, or singhara.
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  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    edited January 2017
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    @littlemissbgiff these are Water Caltrops which are related to water chestnuts.

    dr2szdwdkfy5.jpg

    Well they look like demons but if they're related, I like them

    Water Caltrops are also known as water chestnut, buffalo nut, bat nut, devil pod, ling nut, lin kok, ling kio nut, or singhara.

    what about bull nuts? is that really a thing?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

    I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.

    You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.

    The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.

    I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.

    what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?

    Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!

    They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.

    Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.

    *raises hand* Mine doesn't work anymore anyway, so I'll volunteer for science.
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