My date with the person above me was going great until...

finny11122

She wanted to go to a swingers club .

Syxla

H
e wouldn't kiss me

finny11122

She wanted to get married on the first date . Second date should be interesting .

liftorgohome

She wouldn't tickle my elmo

mandipandi75

He forgot the batteries

liftorgohome

She forgot her toy

Egger29

I lifted and instead of spotting he went home

TEQWAR

He took my pizza, put it on top of his and ate both!

lunidevojka

нe woυldn'т тell мe нιѕ нaιr dye.ѕecreтѕ

finny11122

She robbed the taxi driver

lunidevojka

нe waѕ тнe тaхι drιver

Renegade770

Wasn't impressed with my smart car

lunidevojka

the car only survived on sunlight..it was dusk when he arrived.

Renegade770

She hypnotized me with her eyes and made me strut like a rooster in public

lunidevojka

he wouldnt take his headphones off at the dinner table

kam26001

She pulled out a lighter and asked me if I wanted to see a cool trick

KeepRunningFatboy

I couldn’t keep straight which witch was which in the Wizard of Oz.

lunidevojka

he said that he didn't use utensils and ate with his hands.

SojournerThirteen

She hogged all the blood sausage

lunidevojka

нe gagged on нιѕ peaѕ.

SojournerThirteen

She scooped them up and ate them

lunidevojka

Lol eww

Hmm
Wore his fox fur vest which is a huge turn off.

liftorgohome

She took her panty hose off in the restuarant and put them over her face and asked if I was in.

YosemiteSlamAK

He kept asking me to pull his finger

bigjuicy1234

I pulled his finger and he sharted

liftorgohome

He shat himself and had to run to walmart and left me with the bill

mandipandi75

He stood outside begging until he had enough for the bill

sweet2def

....

YosemiteSlamAK

She left with the waiter, and I had to bus all the tables

lunidevojka

he kept yodeling