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My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She wouldn't come in for a night cap
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He tried luring me in for a night cap0
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I woke up naked in a corn field0
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He showed me his vagina.0
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Too many shenanigans!0
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He ate stew with his hands1
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She clipped her toe nails at the table0
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He started talking to his biceps and would not stop flexing for everyone that walked by.0
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She tasered me and locked me in the trunk of her car0
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He licked my lolly and he never said sorry0
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she kept taking selfies and ignoring me lol0
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I was forced to remove my shoes1
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She lost a shoe and started bawling0
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I found her closet of stolen shoes . some with the feet still attached1
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He looked out the window at the full moon and turned into a0
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Ahh my picture disappeared.0
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SouthernMamaUnderConsruction wrote: »Ahh my picture disappeared.
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Her emergency escape contact phoned.
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he kept saying he was from outer spaces.0
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wouldn't let me take her soul....0
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I stole his stolen souls jar0
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HE started talking about his stolen souls0
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was difficult to steal his soul.0
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She brought over a live chicken to sacrafice0
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a sink hole opened up and swallowed him. totally random and what are the odds0
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She got ran over by a bus crossing the road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD9pMg3AXW0 0 -
Got arrested for hit and run0
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^ she was driving0
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He ran0
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