Bless your heart!

LittleHearseDriver

Lets hear your favorite quirky sayings and one liners


You're as quite as a cow pissin' on a flat rock.

That dog don't hunt.

It's as cold as a well digger's *kitten*.

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RunHardBeStrong

"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive anyway"

cee134

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

pudgy1977

Don’t Throw the Baby Out with the Bathwater

Motorsheen

Everybody Wants to go to Heaven; Nobody Wants to Die.

NewMeSM75

It's colder than a well diggers *kitten* in Idaho.

Motorsheen

Steph38878 wrote: »

It's colder than a well diggers *kitten* in Idaho.

and hotter than a w horehouse on dollar day

LittleHearseDriver

Motorsheen wrote: »

Steph38878 wrote: »

It's colder than a well diggers *kitten* in Idaho.

and hotter than a w horehouse on dollar day

Are you sweating like a wh0re in church?

cee134

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Motorsheen

cee134 wrote: »

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

talent borrows; genius steals

Motorsheen

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive anyway"

100 years from now, all new people.

Motorsheen

I'd hit that like a screen door in a hurricane.



(I damn sure would)

DustyRuth23

It doesn't amount to a hill of beans.
I reckon.
She's as pretty as a peach.
Full as a tick.

synchkat

If you live in a glass house don't get dressed with the lights on

Bob's your uncle

When in doubt, pump it out

LittleHearseDriver

Well butter my butt and call me biscuit!

Cerealsensei

If if was a 5th we'd all be drunk

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LittleHearseDriver

_pollyprissypants_ wrote: »

Slap my *kitten* and call me Susan

As long as you don't call me Shirley....

LittleLionHeart1

"Don't drink the milk. Why? It's spoiled!"
https://youtu.be/B02D4FtCwj4

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djeffreys10

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

djeffreys10

Whatever floats your boat.

melmelw03

I'm gonna make like a baby and head out.
(I'm leaving, see ya later)

djeffreys10

Whatever burns your biscuits.

djeffreys10

Whatever cranks your tractor.

jamcdonel

"That's slicker than hot snot on a cold doorknob"

Motorsheen

I'd be on her like ugly on an ape.

KyleGrace8

Kintsugi_Haikyo

Hes all hat and no cattle.

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