Bless your heart!

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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    The Lard is Good!!

    Praise the Lard!!
  • LadyLilion
    LadyLilion Posts: 276 Member
    My mom and dad used to say, "If wishes were horses, peasants would ride." No idea where it came from.

  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    LadyLilion wrote: »
    My mom and dad used to say, "If wishes were horses, peasants would ride." No idea where it came from.

    There's this thing I used to hear.. "If wishes were fishes than the world would be an ocean."

    Any way *cough* climate change
  • ejbronte
    ejbronte Posts: 867 Member
    LadyLilion wrote: »
    My mom and dad used to say, "If wishes were horses, peasants would ride." No idea where it came from.

    Oh, that's an oldie! It floats around and comes up in all kinds of novels and such.

    Here's some info on it (I knew the tinker's one, too):
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_wishes_were_horses,_beggars_would_ride
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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    I worked in an old run Down government office building. Our boss order some new carpeting and had it painted.

    One lady said, after it was all done:
    "This is like putting lipstick on a pig! It's still a pig!"
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  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    "Two tears in a bucket, motherf!!k it."

    "Since the cat is out of the bag....."

    "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes"

    "I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem"

    "There is no dance, without the dancers"



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