Lunchtable for the nerdy (warning: only nerdy people allowed)

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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    j_bark wrote: »
    Hi all. Introvert. I want to sit where no one is next to me.

    You can have the seat next to the seat next to mine.
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  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    j_bark wrote: »
    Hi all. Introvert. I want to sit where no one is next to me.

    You can have the seat next to the seat next to mine.
    j_bark wrote: »
    Hi all. Introvert. I want to sit where no one is next to me.

    You can sit 22 inches from me if you promise not to make eye contact

    I'll throw you guys the butterscotch candies I have. But don't look at me while I'm doing it.

    I am oblivious to most of everything around me. Girls confuse me.
  • rogerlamar6
    rogerlamar6 Posts: 142 Member
    I invented an air-conditioned peach basket as a kid. Can I stay?
    No? I also invented an around-the-corner pea shooter. How about now?
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    I used to be a nerd but I've devolved into somewhat of a dork-nerd hybrid.

    To be honest I roll with geek as my banner.
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  • ShrinkingViolet1982
    ShrinkingViolet1982 Posts: 919 Member
    I also invented an around-the-corner pea shooter.

    ... Have you patented it yet so I can purchase? I need this at work.
  • rogerlamar6
    rogerlamar6 Posts: 142 Member
    I was a card-carrying member of the Audio-Visual club in elementary school. Am I getting warmer?
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  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    j_bark wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    j_bark wrote: »
    Hi all. Introvert. I want to sit where no one is next to me.

    You can have the seat next to the seat next to mine.
    j_bark wrote: »
    Hi all. Introvert. I want to sit where no one is next to me.

    You can sit 22 inches from me if you promise not to make eye contact

    I'll throw you guys the butterscotch candies I have. But don't look at me while I'm doing it.

    I am oblivious to most of everything around me. Girls confuse me.

    I am a girl and girls confuse me

    I am a girl and everyone confuses me.
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    I was a card-carrying member of the Audio-Visual club in elementary school. Am I getting warmer?

    But what are your views on Dungeons & Dragons and Dodgeball?
  • ShrinkingViolet1982
    ShrinkingViolet1982 Posts: 919 Member
    j_bark wrote: »
    I was a card-carrying member of the Audio-Visual club in elementary school. Am I getting warmer?

    But what are your views on Dungeons & Dragons and Dodgeball?

    IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL!
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    W is 17
    V is 48
    Z is 10
    X is 58
    Y is 79 ..


    you are always A cute :)
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Won't be long until you all shun me or tell me to leave the lunch table for grossing people out while they are eating or creating an awkward silence for giving my unfiltered or unwanted opinion.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    j_bark wrote: »
    Hi all. Introvert. I want to sit where no one is next to me.

    You can have the seat next to the seat next to mine.
    j_bark wrote: »
    Hi all. Introvert. I want to sit where no one is next to me.

    You can sit 22 inches from me if you promise not to make eye contact

    I'll throw you guys the butterscotch candies I have. But don't look at me while I'm doing it.

    I won't catch it because I'm athletically challenged, and I won't pick it up off the floor because that's embarrassing...but if I slide my lunchbox down to you can you stick it in there?

    Just sit with your mouth open and I'll aim real careful.

    If I had a nickel for every time I heard that

    Dang, I usually have to pay $20 for that.
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    edited April 2017
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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    That Star Trek gif grinded my pc to a halt
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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    That gif needs to be scaled down some
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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    That Star Trek gif grinded my pc to a halt
    dpwellman wrote: »
    That gif needs to be scaled down some

    You people are so judgmental.
    Ahem! Pragmatic
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited April 2017
    I'd just like to remind everyone "time is an illusion. Lunchtime-- doubly so."