"Doing The Dirty" Problem

EDesq

I take My Son to his College Town to set him up for Fall. Well, we sign the Apt Lease and discover that the person above My Son's Apt.(WE don't know who leases up there yet) is a NOISY lover. My Son could not sleep for the NOISE, bed squeaking, going 40 mph like a jack rabbit ...then this chick starts going into her "pleasure yell". OK, so I tell him the next morning that everyone has a right to have sex in their Apt and it didn't last but about 20 minutes, albeit at 2AM. Next day same thing happens. So I get back home and in talking with and emails from My Son the "dirty" is still going on about every other night at 2 or 3 AM and the NOISE wakes him up. My concern is what happens when school is in and he can't get a decent night sleep.

Question: How to approach this matter...with the Tenant or complain to the Management Office, and what to say?
Thanks

whierd

He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.

_noob_

I'd fire back, but that's me.

PaleoChocolateBear

He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.

Or just listen rub one out and fall asleep afterwards

PlayerHatinDogooder

He should go upstairs and give that girl the 'pleasure yell' before her boyfriend gets home this way she'll be all tired and sleepy.

PikaKnight

Call the police to file a noise complaint and then notify management of the situation and that it was reported. I know that's what my apartment requires. Once you do that, they'll send a notice. After 3 police reports are filed, they send out an eviction notice.

dirtnap63

OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

As to the question: ear plugs. You're not going to stop he world from having sex. Many have tried, all have failed.

_Waffle_

I bet she's faking it.

mestacy010

He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.

This^ it works. Hahaha

_noob_

So glad I had the upstairs apt...

Junken_Diraffe

Some solid suggestions here. I'm the screamer in my apt., do I guess I really can't help. But, once, in a hotel, I was apparently reported as "laughing loudly" at 3AM. Maybe have him say that?

EricJonrosh

Call the police to file a noise complaint and then notify management of the situation and that it was reported. I know that's what my apartment requires. Once you do that, they'll send a notice. After 3 police reports are filed, they send out an eviction notice.

laughed when I read this and then saw your name.

mgobluetx12

OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

That cracked me up.

Very odd. I noticed too.

PaleoChocolateBear

MyChocolateDiet

when I lived in an apartment that had noisy banging upstairs I would bang my headboard once against the wall to embarrass the female into realizing...." I can hear youuuuuuuu." they would stop momentarily. then when the bed squeaked again or she did again, i'd follow with another bang. until it became obvious to them I was sending a message. you bang, I bang, yes I can hear you.

if they are shameless this won't work. luckily my neighbor had some shame.

rebbylicious

If it's that loud... I would tell him to leave a note by their door "your bedroom activities are too loud and screwing up my sleep, please remember that you are living in an apartment and noise levels need to be quieter - Your neighbor"

that's it... and if it happens again I would call about a noise violation. Sorry, but I think it's gross to hear other people.

EricJonrosh

He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.

This^ it works. Hahaha

I'm all for helping that poor kid out, shall we?

EDesq

OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

As to the question: ear plugs. You're not going to stop he world from having sex. Many have tried, all have failed.

WHY do YOU feel the NEEd to complain or "CoNtRoL" how I ChOOse to write. Somebody got cONTRol IssUES! But thanks for the "ADVICE."

Project9

I take My Son to his College Town to set him up for Fall. Well, we sign the Apt Lease and discover that the person above My Son's Apt.(WE don't know who leases up there yet) is a NOISY lover. My Son could not sleep for the NOISE, bed squeaking, going 40 mph like a jack rabbit ...then this chick starts going into her "pleasure yell". OK, so I tell him the next morning that everyone has a right to have sex in their Apt and it didn't last but about 20 minutes, albeit at 2AM. Next day same thing happens. So I get back home and in talking with and emails from My Son the "dirty" is still going on about every other night at 2 or 3 AM and the NOISE wakes him up. My concern is what happens when school is in and he can't get a decent night sleep.

Question: How to approach this matter...with the Tenant or complain to the Management Office, and what to say?
Thanks

Time to get a recorder, record the activity and play back the action to the love makers.

PikaKnight

Call the police to file a noise complaint and then notify management of the situation and that it was reported. I know that's what my apartment requires. Once you do that, they'll send a notice. After 3 police reports are filed, they send out an eviction notice.

laughed when I read this and then saw your name.

:flowerforyou:

PlayerHatinDogooder

OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

He capitalizes 'My Son'.

Do you think he's talking about Jesus?

hedgiie

He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.

\lol

tehboxingkitteh

He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.

I'm guilty of this.

Or, when my neighbors were getting it on, I would just make loud screaming sounds. Their sex life died with that.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

Doing the dirty laundry?

First of all, it's sex. And it's only 20 minutes of you boy's beauty sleep. With any luck, your son will be getting his own dirty with his BS is economics or whatever. He'll not want the po-po called or ratted out to management because those walls/floors are thin - so he needs to think HARD about how big of deal this actually is or if maybe it's just some culture shock. If he lived in a dorm, he'd have to learn to live and make far more compromises with a roommate.It MIGHT be time cut the cord. If it bothers him, he need to try to solve the problem. He's presumably an adult and he needs to learn how to navigate real world situations without you taking care of that for him.

EDesq

If it's that loud... I would tell him to leave a note by their door "your bedroom activities are too loud and screwing up my sleep, please remember that you are living in an apartment and noise levels need to be quieter - Your neighbor"

that's it... and if it happens again I would call about a noise violation. Sorry, but I think it's gross to hear other people.

I totally agree with you and I will probably do that...but you know Back in the day when I was in College we kinda "powered" through that kinda stuff, if it got too bad just get the broom and hit the ceiling a couple of times. One night I listened and it was "FUNNY" to Me because I'm thinking...that dude really blowin her back out with that jack rabbit action, why these young women let dudes do this to them. But, hey, she let out the YELL...Wonder if it was REAL or her way to get "Buggs Bunny" off of her.

Jenny9000

a) complain
b) confront
c) move

that's all I got.

delicious_cocktail

I will give you a form letter that I use in these circumstances

Dear Sir and Ma'am,

I would like to introduce myself. My name is [your son's full name], and I am your downstairs neighbor. Early each morning, I am aroused from my slumber to hear the sweet serenade of your love.

Rest assured that I dare not ask you to refrain from your sweet love play, as I, too, am fond of the occasional reproductive dalliance.

However, for scheduling purposes, I would greatly appreciate it if you could begin your coital excursions somewhat earlier in the evening - say, around 11:00pm each night.

This is before I have fallen into a sound slumber and will afford me ample opportunity to enjoy the chorus of your climax and, dare I say, contribute with my own.

I dearly look forward to our joining in song.

Yours in Christ,
[your son's full name]

ldrosophila

He should get a girlfriend and fight fire with fire.

I'm guilty of this.

Or, when my neighbors were getting it on, I would just make loud screaming sounds. Their sex life died with that.

LOL @ loud screaming sounds...pretend he has a case of turrets?

ldrosophila

I will give you a form letter that I use in these circumstances

Dear Sir and Ma'am,

I would like to introduce myself. My name is [your son's full name], and I am your downstairs neighbor. Early each morning, I am aroused from my slumber to hear the sweet serenade of your love.

Rest assured that I dare not ask you to refrain from your sweet love play, as I, too, am fond of the occasional reproductive dalliance.

However, for scheduling purposes, I would greatly appreciate it if you could begin your coital excursions somewhat earlier in the evening - say, around 11:00pm each night.

This is before I have fallen into a sound slumber and will afford me ample opportunity to enjoy the chorus of your climax and, dare I say, contribute with my own.

I dearly look forward to our joining in song.

Yours in Christ,
[your son's full name]

Bwahahahahaha!

Briko3

Check e-mail for 20 minutes and go back to sleep. Is she good looking?

CycleGuy9000

Just report it as them watching really loud porn at 2am in the morning.