Today I Learned...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    TIL I don't have a crush on anyone and don't even have the will to pretend I do.

    :(:'(:heartbreak:

    I know. It's sad! Hmmm. Maybe someday it'll come back.

    I crush you sweet stuff :kissing_smiling_eyes:
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    TIL I don't have a crush on anyone and don't even have the will to pretend I do.

    :(:'(:heartbreak:

    I know. It's sad! Hmmm. Maybe someday it'll come back.

    I crush you sweet stuff :kissing_smiling_eyes:

    <3
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    TIL Parenting makes you string together sentences that should never come to be.

    "I'll check his backpack for handcuffs before I drop him off at school," I said to my sister of my 4 year old nephew this evening.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    edited November 2017
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    cee134 wrote: »
    TIL that Smarties in the USA aren't the same as in the UK.

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    I'm American and Smarties here are like the most depressing candy.

    Eta also candy corn.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    My neighbor's dog can't be trusted.

    He looks just like this:

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    Today I said hello to him.

    He jumped on me and peed on my leg.

    He either hates me.... or really, really loves me.

    You're his property now.

    :heart:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    That someone genuinely cares :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TIL Tokyo has been destroyed and rebuilt on average, from 1608 to 1945, once every five years.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TIL Beaver teeth are orange because they contain iron. This gives them strength and prevents against tooth decay.

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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    there is such a thing as eau de vag

    Awaiting further insight
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TIL That Nevada Passed A Law Making It Illegal To Drive Slowly In The Fast Lane.
  • PigPiggyMcWide
    PigPiggyMcWide Posts: 7 Member
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    TIL how to use Uber and my whole world changed...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    That I could actually handle more than 24 hours with my Mother! :grimace:
  • mybassfishingirl
    mybassfishingirl Posts: 195 Member
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    There's a meaning for different color bread ties.
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Just bc you don't add ice cream to your mfp diary doesn't mean it doesn't count :(
  • orangegato
    orangegato Posts: 6,570 Member
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    There's a meaning for different color bread ties.

    What’s the meaning?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TIL Buckfast, a caffeinated tonic wine, accounts for less than half a percent of Scotland's total alcohol sales but is a factor in over 40 percent of arrests.
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
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    orangegato wrote: »
    There's a meaning for different color bread ties.

    What’s the meaning?

    The color tells you what day the bread was baked.