The A-Hole Hangout

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I came in here expecting some prolapsed a-holes and I can see this thread is full of them.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    I'm not an A-Hole but I played one in my last relationship. Or so I'm told I was. So can I join?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Hey, Patrick, can we get "bleaching" on the agenda for tonight's meeting or was there a posting requirement?
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Hey, Patrick, can we get "bleaching" on the agenda for tonight's meeting or was there a posting requirement?

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    TwinkieDong wrote: »
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.

    I may come to meetings just to find my next ex husband.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    TwinkieDong wrote: »
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.

    I may come to meetings just to find my next ex husband.

    Looks like there will be plenty to choose from. Who knows, you could end up with a future ex-wife too.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    TwinkieDong wrote: »
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.

    I may come to meetings just to find my next ex husband.

    Looks like there will be plenty to choose from. Who knows, you could end up with a future ex-wife too.

    BOING!!!!!!
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    TwinkieDong wrote: »
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.

    I may come to meetings just to find my next ex husband.

    Hey boo

    I hope you'll berate me in public.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    TwinkieDong wrote: »
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.

    I may come to meetings just to find my next ex husband.

    Hey boo

    I hope you'll berate me in public.

    That'll be one of the things I do to you in public.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    TwinkieDong wrote: »
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.

    I may come to meetings just to find my next ex husband.

    I ever told you how much you look like my second wife?
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I'll be seeing all the attention on certain womenz so I'll start pulling my shirt down to show more cleavage and I'll giggle louder and louder.

    I'll make out with the hottest chick there to take the attention from you.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.
  • getittogether5107
    getittogether5107 Posts: 64 Member
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    Wow, that was really nice of you to fill us all in...Jack Wagon
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.
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  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    edited September 2017
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I'll be seeing all the attention on certain womenz so I'll start pulling my shirt down to show more cleavage and I'll giggle louder and louder.

    I'll make out with the hottest chick there to take the attention from you.

    In that case, maybe I'll be there at 6:25.
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I'll be seeing all the attention on certain womenz so I'll start pulling my shirt down to show more cleavage and I'll giggle louder and louder.

    I'll make out with the hottest chick there to take the attention from you.

    Hey cutie, what's your name? :wink:
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'm gonna take up two parking spaces and block a third with an orange cone for your car. B)
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'm gonna take up two parking spaces and block a third with an orange cone for your car. B)

    I'm the one who farted in the elevator.

    I was frantically pressing the door close button when I saw you running for it.
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'm gonna take up two parking spaces and block a third with an orange cone for your car. B)

    I'm the one who farted in the elevator.

    I was frantically pressing the door close button when I saw you running for it.

    No worries I had already pressed the buttons for every floor previously.

    Such an A-hole.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    a meeting? like I need a *kitten* meeting...

    I've been a perfectly capable a-hole on my own for years and years.

    *kitten* your meeting
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    a meeting? like I need a *kitten* meeting...

    I've been a perfectly capable a-hole on my own for years and years.

    *kitten* your meeting

    hello.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited September 2017
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.

    I'd pay you to do that, but then that'd be sort of like giving you a job.

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