The A-Hole Hangout

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    And everybody who comes gets head lice.

    I stopped reading at head.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    I'm going to bring my yappy dog and let him shite on the sidewalk and pretend I didn't see it happen.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    I'm going to use every meeting as a great place to pass around my kids school fundraising forms. Who is interested in overpriced wrapping paper?

    You've surpassed the title of a-hole with that one. Try to get me to buy one of those overpriced knock-off yankee candles and see what happens.

    Look, if candles aren't your thing, we've also got bed sheets. How many can I sign you up for?

    I was really hoping you'd be selling soft drinks for three times what they cost at the store. I'd sure hate to go to the store and buy a 12 pack of dr pepper today when I could order them from you and wait 4 weeks for them to deliver.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    TL;DR

    I've decided later that when I get on a 2 lane highway I will match speeds with the slowest person so no one can pass, while randomly brake checking anyone that honks at me.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I can't make the meetings. 6:30 is right in the middle of my *kitten* nap.

    Do you happen to be friends with my grandpa?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Gather round folks, it's time for me to tell you the story about the time I had explosive diarrhea all over the lady's room 3 minutes ago.

    I hope you enjoyed the empty toilet paper roll I left for you.
  • Break__You
    Break__You Posts: 111 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Gather round folks, it's time for me to tell you the story about the time I had explosive diarrhea all over the lady's room 3 minutes ago.

    Oh no! Did you skat all over the wall?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I can't make the meetings. 6:30 is right in the middle of my *kitten* nap.

    Do you happen to be friends with my grandpa?

    We bleach together.


    (Nice visual, eh?)
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Gather round folks, it's time for me to tell you the story about the time I had explosive diarrhea all over the lady's room 3 minutes ago.

    So you took advantage of the "no gender" policy for bathrooms?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    @RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I can't make the meetings. 6:30 is right in the middle of my *kitten* nap.

    Do you happen to be friends with my grandpa?

    We bleach together.


    (Nice visual, eh?)

    Does not surprise me at all.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Gather round folks, it's time for me to tell you the story about the time I had explosive diarrhea all over the lady's room 3 minutes ago.

    Finally a real a-hole story.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Gather round folks, it's time for me to tell you the story about the time I had explosive diarrhea all over the lady's room 3 minutes ago.

    Finally a real a-hole story.

    The first of many, I can assure you. Next meeting I'll tell you about the time I thought I lost my GoPro.

    Was your gerbil wearing it?

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