The A-Hole Hangout

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Ya know, @abetterme9366, every post in this thread should be about you since, ya know, you're the biggest A-hole.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    a meeting? like I need a *kitten* meeting...

    I've been a perfectly capable a-hole on my own for years and years.

    *kitten* your meeting

    hello.

    good morning!




    .... what are you wearing?
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    a meeting? like I need a *kitten* meeting...

    I've been a perfectly capable a-hole on my own for years and years.

    *kitten* your meeting
    Looks like we found the subject for meeting number one! Gonna talk all about you.

    Lies & Damn Lies
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    a meeting? like I need a *kitten* meeting...

    I've been a perfectly capable a-hole on my own for years and years.

    *kitten* your meeting

    hello.

    good morning!




    .... what are you wearing?

    This

    il_340x270.1177713193_5grz.jpg
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    a meeting? like I need a *kitten* meeting...

    I've been a perfectly capable a-hole on my own for years and years.

    *kitten* your meeting

    hello.

    good morning!




    .... what are you wearing?

    This

    il_340x270.1177713193_5grz.jpg

    perfect!


    it will look great on the floor
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.

    I'd pay you to do that, but then that'd be sort of like giving you a job.

    Is this like that one job that happened at subway one time?
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Are A-holes kind of like the Hulk when they get mad?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.

    I'd pay you to do that, but then that'd be sort of like giving you a job.

    Is this like that one job that happened at subway one time?

    Technically it didn't happen at subway, but we did steal a bottle of sweet onion teriyaki sauce and put it to use later.
  • Break__You
    Break__You Posts: 111 Member
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.

    I may come to meetings just to find my next ex husband.
    Funny thing is that A-holes are the it thing. Lets face it every woman I have dated, married has been with an A-hole. Lots of people are attracted to A-holes! I am not an A-hole but can be an A-hole. Though I have always heard opinions are like A-holes everyone has one.

    I may come to meetings just to find my next ex husband.

    I'll pick you up and let you hitch a ride to the meetings.... in the back of my truck while it's raining.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.

    I'd pay you to do that, but then that'd be sort of like giving you a job.

    Is this like that one job that happened at subway one time?

    Technically it didn't happen at subway, but we did steal a bottle of sweet onion teriyaki sauce and put it to use later.

    Did it involve a-holes?
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    ^^^ would bang! Wait wrong thread
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.

    I'd pay you to do that, but then that'd be sort of like giving you a job.

    Is this like that one job that happened at subway one time?

    Technically it didn't happen at subway, but we did steal a bottle of sweet onion teriyaki sauce and put it to use later.

    Did it involve a-holes?

    What else would I be using sweet onion teriyaki sauce on?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    ^^^ would bang! Wait wrong thread

    Hahhaha! Sounds like an a-hole thing to say :D
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.

    I'd pay you to do that, but then that'd be sort of like giving you a job.

    Is this like that one job that happened at subway one time?

    Technically it didn't happen at subway, but we did steal a bottle of sweet onion teriyaki sauce and put it to use later.

    Did it involve a-holes?

    What else would I be using sweet onion teriyaki sauce on?

    Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Makes complete sense.
  • IamMicah
    IamMicah Posts: 133 Member
    Can I join skip all the meetings and just reap all the rewards?
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.

    I'd pay you to do that, but then that'd be sort of like giving you a job.

    Is this like that one job that happened at subway one time?

    Technically it didn't happen at subway, but we did steal a bottle of sweet onion teriyaki sauce and put it to use later.

    Did it involve a-holes?

    What else would I be using sweet onion teriyaki sauce on?

    Cream puffs in the garage? How the hell are we supposed to know!

    Only an a-hole would make us eat cream puffs in the garage with no hired DJ. Let me guess, they ran out of cream puffs too and told you to stop eating them all?
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Are A-holes kind of like the Hulk when they get mad?

    you mean do they turn green? Not if you bleach them.

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I'm going to use every meeting as a great place to pass around my kids school fundraising forms. Who is interested in overpriced wrapping paper?

    You've surpassed the title of a-hole with that one. Try to get me to buy one of those overpriced knock-off yankee candles and see what happens.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I'm going to use every meeting as a great place to pass around my kids school fundraising forms. Who is interested in overpriced wrapping paper?

    I'll take the chocolate bars. They are so good

    By the way, your kids.... a-holes.
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    a meeting? like I need a *kitten* meeting...

    I've been a perfectly capable a-hole on my own for years and years.

    *kitten* your meeting

    hello.

    good morning!




    .... what are you wearing?

    This

    il_340x270.1177713193_5grz.jpg

    I need this.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    The meeting is scheduled for 6:30, but I won't show up with the key to open the door until 6:45, with no apology or explanation.

    I'll be towards the back of the line mumbling about how some of us had chit to do other than stand around waiting on you.

    And I'll be behind you dry humping your leg.

    It's what I do.

    I'd pay you to do that, but then that'd be sort of like giving you a job.

    Is this like that one job that happened at subway one time?

    Technically it didn't happen at subway, but we did steal a bottle of sweet onion teriyaki sauce and put it to use later.

    Did it involve a-holes?

    What else would I be using sweet onion teriyaki sauce on?

    Cream puffs in the garage? How the hell are we supposed to know!

    Only an a-hole would make us eat cream puffs in the garage with no hired DJ. Let me guess, they ran out of cream puffs too and told you to stop eating them all?

    Only an a-hole would eat all of the cream puffs and not try any of the other foods.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    And everybody who comes gets head lice.
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    And everybody who comes gets head

    Yes!

    lice

    Oh