What irks you?

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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    When the only pictures people have are snapchat filter pictures. How am I supposed to know what you look like when you're not a farm animal?

    As a guy, I feel like I would have to chop off my nutts if I used filters and snapchat. I had it briefly for my daughter and then she didn't care. So I got rid of it. I don't know how many girls ask me if I have snapchat and im like no, no nudes today.

    How's tomorrow looking?

    Persistence is key, you may catch me in a giving mood one day.

    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    When the only pictures people have are snapchat filter pictures. How am I supposed to know what you look like when you're not a farm animal?

    As a guy, I feel like I would have to chop off my nutts if I used filters and snapchat. I had it briefly for my daughter and then she didn't care. So I got rid of it. I don't know how many girls ask me if I have snapchat and im like no, no nudes today.

    I don't know I think I look cute af in a minnie mouse outfit

    No one loves you better than you.
    When the only pictures people have are snapchat filter pictures. How am I supposed to know what you look like when you're not a farm animal?

    As a guy, I feel like I would have to chop off my nutts if I used filters and snapchat. I had it briefly for my daughter and then she didn't care. So I got rid of it. I don't know how many girls ask me if I have snapchat and im like no, no nudes today.

    You have kik?

    I keep my scandalous behavior out in the open. Im proud of it (for the most part) and don't need a special app.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    awkward freaking selfies I have to awkwardly split on my lunch break at work and my snoopy coworkers are like what the heck are you looking at.

    This is why we want it workplace friendly guys

    Love,
    Your favorite mod

    This is why I hate hump day pics in my news feed. It is ultra embarrassing when a doctor or patient walks into my office as I am innocently scrolling through my feed and a huge barely clad *kitten* shows up.

    Now I know what I'm doing on Wednesday

    lol Well yours wouldn't be huge!
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  • CindyLouWhoinWhoville
    CindyLouWhoinWhoville Posts: 1,217 Member
    Getting ready to get in the shower at the gym only to realize that I left my bath towel at home, and stuck using the hand towel for drying my body and hair.
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Families that have two or more children in them. No idea why, just drives me crazy.

    I have 5 sisters: they drive me crazy :D
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Cold toilet seats.
  • beatskeeper
    beatskeeper Posts: 28 Member
    When women where yoga pants and they cover there back side with a sweat shirt ugh

    I'm trying to picture this. Is the sweat shirt tied around their waist or is it a long sweat shirt...? Is this a foux pas I wasn't aware of?

    Both lol
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    When people burst my bubble....

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    I'm not sure what's more gross: the nose bubble or the person popping it.

    It irks me that I can't unsee this now & find it oddly fascinating.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    Families that have two or more children in them. No idea why, just drives me crazy.

    I have 5 sisters: they drive me crazy :D

    I bet, lol. My husband is the oldest of 5. They're all (mostly) cool people, I just could not imagine wanting to or managing to raise a family with that many children. I have one and he drives me insane!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    When women where yoga pants and they cover there back side with a sweat shirt ugh

    Maybe they noticed you staring at their *kitten* and they didn't like it

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    When women where yoga pants and they cover there back side with a sweat shirt ugh

    Maybe they noticed you staring at their *kitten* and they didn't like it

    I am irked by that sign's lack of punctuation.

    why
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    When women where yoga pants and they cover there back side with a sweat shirt ugh

    Maybe they noticed you staring at their *kitten* and they didn't like it

    I am irked by that sign's lack of punctuation.

    Small children drunk, people, and yoga pants. There you go.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
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    When women where yoga pants and they cover there back side with a sweat shirt ugh

    Maybe they noticed you staring at their *kitten* and they didn't like it

    I am irked by that sign's lack of punctuation.

    Small children drunk, people, and yoga pants. There you go.

    Oh, I thought it said:

    Things that tell the truth
    Small drunk
    children people
    and yoga pants
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    Families that have two or more children in them. No idea why, just drives me crazy.

    I have 5 sisters: they drive me crazy :D

    I bet, lol. My husband is the oldest of 5. They're all (mostly) cool people, I just could not imagine wanting to or managing to raise a family with that many children. I have one and he drives me insane!

    There is a reason why I only have 1 kid ;)
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    there are so many things I want to post in here all the time but I feel its no so appropriate for me to do so
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
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    When women where yoga pants and they cover there back side with a sweat shirt ugh

    Maybe they noticed you staring at their *kitten* and they didn't like it

    I am irked by that sign's lack of punctuation.

    why

    How am I supposed to take it?

    Is someone saying, "listen up you small children, drunk people and yoga pants! Here are things that tell the truth:"?
    Or is it saying, "things that tell the truth small children drunk people and yoga pants," which makes no sense at all. OR is it saying that small children are drunk people and only yoga pants tell the truth?

    So many options.

    You're worried about that but my concern is what business is it of Kennedy's Autopro if I'm telling the truth or not?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Speaking of families with multiple children .. The Duggers.
    *Gag*
    ick, blech, blah!
  • beatskeeper
    beatskeeper Posts: 28 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 Don’t be shy lol
  • beatskeeper
    beatskeeper Posts: 28 Member
    TeacupsAndToning Ok but I was talking about the donkey lol and the fact that there already covered
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    4legsRbetterthan2 Don’t be shy lol

    but I cant help it :(